Venti Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 08:58, BawWatchin said: Tennents.... isn't that the sub standard beverage consumed by weirdos in the more backwater southern areas of Scotland? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 The pint of a lifetime at Dundee United away. Up the Hulltoon. Its Saturday; I'm in love! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 pints earlier. Fucking shitewater. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Shite you say, seems apt after your mob shat the bed as per earlier. T is the nectar of the gods, you just stick to your alcopops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 The pint of a lifetime at Dundee United away. Up the Hulltoon. Its Saturday; I'm in love! Served correctly in a fully up to date M17 glass if I am not mistaken. Looks smashing. 2 pints earlier. Fucking shitewater. You can get yourself all the way tae fu..... Shite you say, seems apt after your mob shat the bed as per earlier. T is the nectar of the gods, you just stick to your alcopops. Ahh its ok, already telt. Pleasing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 I've been on foreign shores for the last 3 weeks and have been slumming it with the local pissweiser. All pleasant enough, but it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm hoping that at some point this week I'll find myself in a hostelry rimming one of these ice cold minxes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Went to the gym with the missus last night. "Unfortunately" I forgot my gym gear so said to her, "you have a workout and I'll just sit on the terrace and have a few pints of the lovely cold Tennent's they do here". A few ice cold Ts on a pleasant early evening on the roof terrace of the establishment beckoned but no, she recruited me as a personal trainer and the chance of a few beers was cruelly ripped away from me. By the time we left it was gloomy and raining. Presumably the tears of the Gods who had looked down upon this tragedy unfolding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Went to the gym with the missus last night. "Unfortunately" I forgot my gym gear so said to her, "you have a workout and I'll just sit on the terrace and have a few pints of the lovely cold Tennent's they do here". A few ice cold Ts on a pleasant early evening on the roof terrace of the establishment beckoned but no, she recruited me as a personal trainer and the chance of a few beers was cruelly ripped away from me. By the time we left it was gloomy and raining. Presumably the tears of the Gods who had looked down upon this tragedy unfolding. Heartless bitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Went to the gym with the missus last night. "Unfortunately" I forgot my gym gear so said to her, "you have a workout and I'll just sit on the terrace and have a few pints of the lovely cold Tennent's they do here". A few ice cold Ts on a pleasant early evening on the roof terrace of the establishment beckoned but no, she recruited me as a personal trainer and the chance of a few beers was cruelly ripped away from me. By the time we left it was gloomy and raining. Presumably the tears of the Gods who had looked down upon this tragedy unfolding. I hope you repaid the favour by fucking destroying her both physically and mentally in the gym. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Went to the gym with the missus last night. "Unfortunately" I forgot my gym gear so said to her, "you have a workout and I'll just sit on the terrace and have a few pints of the lovely cold Tennent's they do here". A few ice cold Ts on a pleasant early evening on the roof terrace of the establishment beckoned but no, she recruited me as a personal trainer and the chance of a few beers was cruelly ripped away from me. By the time we left it was gloomy and raining. Presumably the tears of the Gods who had looked down upon this tragedy unfolding. I hope you repaid the favour by fucking destroying her both physically and mentally in the gym. I’m not convinced teaching her how to punch is a great idea. She’s struggling to walk today but not sure if that’s exercise or if she has sneaked in a trip to Falkirk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 I’m not convinced teaching her how to punch is a great idea. She’s struggling to walk today but not sure if that’s exercise or if she has sneaked in a trip to Falkirk. Yeah..... Tell her i'm sorry.**Not sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 4/14/2018 at 14:32, Melanius Mullarkey said: 2 pints earlier. Fucking shitewater. So shite you went for a 2nd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozam76 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Unable to post on Saturday night due to Divs undoubted cocaine and hooker binge taking precedence over the website being fucked. This wee beauty was lapped up whilst on a half crawl along Linlithgow High St. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Happy Birthday to meeeeee 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Happy Birthday to meeeeee All your pals are there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: All your pals are there. I've been looking forward to a quiet pint by myself all morning. I didn't want to spoil it by letting my colleagues know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: I've been looking forward to a quiet pint by myself all morning. I didn't want to spoil it by letting my colleagues know. I was only joking. Drinking in secret is always a good idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 I've been looking forward to a quiet pint by myself all morning. I didn't want to spoil it by letting my colleagues know. Pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 A pack of T will be accompanying my good self on this weekend's train trip with 7 other gentlemen who will all be slightly inebriated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, mozam76 said: Unable to post on Saturday night due to Divs undoubted cocaine and hooker binge taking precedence over the website being fucked. This wee beauty was lapped up whilst on a half crawl along Linlithgow High St. My top self will be doing a crawl through Linlithgow soon, any tips on where to avoid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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