c***s on the road

[Salvo Montalbano]

Apparently the incident happened at around 2.3 mph... not sure that warrants a "let 'em hang" approach given that she sounds Heartbroken by it all and she has to live with killing the love of her life after a minor argument. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Saw a right fucking roaster earlier. Sat at the traffic lights at Tesco Kingsway, tooting his horn, window down effing and jeffing and flicking the vickys.

Disgusting. Reported him to the Dundee polis.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Saw a right fucking roaster earlier. Sat at the traffic lights at Tesco Kingsway, tooting his horn, window down effing and jeffing and flicking the vickys.

Disgusting. Reported him to the Dundee polis.

Grass. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

17 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Grass. 

Trust me, if you’d seen this c**t you would have done the same.  Horrible, absolutely horrible.  
 

Hopefully he goes away for a stretch.

Edited August 13, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Trust me, if you’d seen this c**t you would have done the same.  Horrible, absolutely horrible.  
 

Hopefully he goes away for a stretch.

I probably wouldn't report him for the simple reason that it'd be a pointless waste of time and the very most the police might do (probably won't) is chap the guys door and tell him not to do it again.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

29 minutes ago, Empty It said:

I probably wouldn't report him for the simple reason that it'd be a pointless waste of time and the very most the police might do (probably won't) is chap the guys door and tell him not to do it again.

Nah, we’ll worth it.

Looked like your typical Dundee supporter as well.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Nah, we’ll worth it.

Looked like your typical Dundee supporter as well.

Were the 6 fingers on each hand that obvious?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

6 hours ago, Empty It said:

Were the 6 fingers on each hand that obvious?

No but he did have a bit of a Jesus complex…

[hk blues]

16 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Nah, we’ll worth it.

Looked like your typical Dundee supporter as well.

How Rude.

[Silvio Tattiescone]

Walking in Paris yesterday and it struck me that there are far more c***s on the pavement. Can you imagine what the roads would be like if these c***s drove like they walked? Wandering all over the road at random, suddenly stopping on the motorway for no reason etc?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 hours ago, hk blues said:

How Rude.

It was the facial hair that gave it away.

Spoiler

 

[scottsdad]

21 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Saw a right fucking roaster earlier. Sat at the traffic lights at Tesco Kingsway, tooting his horn, window down effing and jeffing and flicking the vickys.

Disgusting. Reported him to the Dundee polis.

Quite right. 

Effing I can handle but jeffing is crossing a line. 

[Cosmic Joe]

On 13/08/2022 at 13:11, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Saw a right fucking roaster earlier. Sat at the traffic lights at Tesco Kingsway, tooting his horn, window down effing and jeffing and flicking the vickys.

Disgusting. Reported him to the Dundee polis.

Right, right

You're bloody well right

You've got a bloody right to say

[101]

Stopping or standing in the fast lane of a live motorway to get a fleeting glimpse of a motorcade, lots of c***s on the road today. Hope the polis eviscerate them for such stupid behaviour.

[tamthebam]

Now before I start my rant just let me say that I am usually respectful of bikers, letting them overtake me on the road, giving them plenty of room etc 

But to the wee learner fannies I saw today I had right of way, you didn't and if you keep up that arrogant attitude you'll find out soon enough why you are referred to as "organ donors"

 

[TxRover]

On 11/09/2022 at 11:51, 101 said:

Stopping or standing in the fast lane of a live motorway to get a fleeting glimpse of a motorcade, lots of c***s on the road today. Hope the polis eviscerate them for such stupid behaviour.

Missed this before, reminds me of an incident at DFW airport. They used to have huge electronic signs, literally 15 metres tall and 8 metres wide, three of them in a series, listing flights and gates. Of course, some idiots stopped on the spine road to read them…now this is a limited access, 55 mph highway. The final straw was a limo driver stopped on the roadway, in the fast lane, and GOT OUT of the car to read the sign and see where he had to go. His vehicle was plastered by another car, causing severe injuries to himself, his passenger, and a family of four in the other car.

[ThomCat]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63037633

 

C***s temporarily not on the road. Some excuses in there

[Guest]

c**t that sit in the outside lane of a dual carriageway or motorway for no reason doing 70 to then pull in and speed up to 90, arseholes.

[Silvio Tattiescone]

I've discovered folk in Inverness have a very avant garde approach to roundabouts and lane discipline on them. 

 

Also the road up by the BBC is so covered by lines and cycle lanes it ends up giving the impression  it's single track and cars veer around trying to avoid head on collisions. 

[welshbairn]

16 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

I've discovered folk in Inverness have a very avant garde approach to roundabouts and lane discipline on them. 

 

Also the road up by the BBC is so covered by lines and cycle lanes it ends up giving the impression  it's single track and cars veer around trying to avoid head on collisions. 

I can confirm the accuracy of both these statements. I suspect the same people who planned the cycle lanes on Culduthel Road on magic mushrooms also designed the Inshes roundabout, so it's not all the drivers' fault.