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6 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

Sorry. Maybe we should ask Div to make a pure dead serious sub forum.

BTW it wasn't a pisstake it was my serious advice.

1 she made first move and you bottled it

2 chance to rectify it again today and you bottled it

3 you still don't have the nuts or intelligence to say something along lines of " you know what you caught me off guard the other day, came as a bit of a surprise but I would love to go for a drink if you are still up for it"

So my serious non piss take advice is she could do better.

The reason I missed my chance today was because she wasn’t in so I couldn’t do anything about it.

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2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

I'm a bit annoyed at not being on the worst posters list so I'm trying out a new P&B persona. How do you think it's coming across?

You need to put a smiley face after calling someone a complete fucking fanny. It's de rigueur for the special ones.

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4 minutes ago, Knightswood Jag said:

The reason I missed my chance today was because she wasn’t in so I couldn’t do anything about it.

Fair enough. Whilst I have I done it in a needlessly aggressive way the advice I would give you is contained within that post.

I'll expect an invite to the wedding.

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30 minutes ago, Knightswood Jag said:

Right, what should I do? A bird asked me out yesterday and I just said no in the heat of the moment but I’m now regretting it, I’ve missed my chance today but should I slowly put out a few hints or just go straight in tomorrow and ask her out.

Why did you say no?

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16 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

I'm a bit annoyed at not being on the worst posters list so I'm trying out a new P&B persona. How do you think it's coming across?

You're no more of a c*** than you ever were - you'll have to up your game.

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3 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

You have to apologise and say if the offer is still open, you’d like to take her for a drink.

Or you could shit it and hide behind your computer, gazing at her and crying over your heartbreak for ever.

Right, I’ll go for the first option in that post and do it tomorrow. Nothing to lose.

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33 minutes ago, Knightswood Jag said:

Right, what should I do? A bird asked me out yesterday and I just said no in the heat of the moment but I’m now regretting it, I’ve missed my chance today but should I slowly put out a few hints or just go straight in tomorrow and ask her out.

Woman want confidence and masculinity in men. Don't be coy and mess around with hints.
Be a man and ask her straight. If you've missed your chance and she knocks you back then mark it down to experience and move on. Rejection is part of life.

 

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