Shandon Par Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 In the space of a week or so Pars’ captain knocked back a new contact to “try his luck down south” (he just signed for Ross County). We then sign Dundee United’s captain (who in his unveiling press interviews says the main reason for signing for us is that it will only take him 25 minutes to get to training) and a week later he fucks off to Bali United in Indonesia. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 In the space of a week or so Pars’ captain knocked back a new contact to “try his luck down south” (he just signed for Ross County). We then sign Dundee United’s captain (who in his unveiling press interviews says the main reason for signing for us is that it will only take him 25 minutes to get to training) and a week later he fucks off to Bali United in Indonesia. If it helps I’m fairly certain willo flood will shrivel into a prune within about 5 minutes of being in Indonesia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: If it helps I’m fairly certain willo flood will shrivel into a prune within about 5 minutes of being in Indonesia. He couldn’t cope with the sun in Pitreavie so he’ll mend him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In the space of a week or so Pars’ captain knocked back a new contact to “try his luck down south” (he just signed for Ross County). We then sign Dundee United’s captain (who in his unveiling press interviews says the main reason for signing for us is that it will only take him 25 minutes to get to training) and a week later he fucks off to Bali United in Indonesia. I hope that Bali United gave him enough of a raise to cover the increased sunscreen (factor 50) expenses Willo Flood will inevitably incur. In all seriousness though, even though I am nearly as white as Flood, if someone offered me a job in a location where the weather was nice year round I would take it as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 27 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: I hope that Bali United gave him enough of a raise to cover the increased sunscreen (factor 50) expenses Willo Flood will inevitably incur. In all seriousness though, even though I am nearly as white as Flood, if someone offered me a job in a location where the weather was nice year round I would take it as well. Factor 50 won't cut it. They'll need a body suit made out of the stuff they covered the space shuttle in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Blazer Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 No mention yet of the 'Glamour Friendlies' taking precedence over league fixtures? Absolutely demeaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Falkirk fans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 22 hours ago, ATLIS said: Falkirk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 New addition to the top of one of the stands at Broadwood. Clearly doing its job. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 On 28/06/2018 at 23:42, ATLIS said: Falkirk fans 19 hours ago, LiviLion said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 On 28/06/2018 at 23:42, ATLIS said: Falkirk fans 19 hours ago, LiviLion said: Do the seats at the Tony Macaroni Arena still have MOTOROLA written on them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Most tin pot thing in the SPFL? A club with a manager drummed out of his previous club over disciplinary issues with an assistant manager who has served time for drug dealing. The club itself has been through several administration period and has dumped lord alone how much debt, much of it owed to small companies and individuals. Just give them the tin pot trophy now. Sources: Martindale Admin, parts 1 and 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Do the seats at the Tony Macaroni Arena still have MOTOROLA written on them? They’ve kept the M and ordered some ACARONI seats. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: They’ve kept the M and ordered some ACARONI seats. Cash up front, hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Not sure if this counts, but half way through last season, during a home match at Cappielow, a ball ended up stuck in the guttering of our main stand. Funny at the time but it was even funnier noticing the ball still being there for 5/6 matches after this before eventually being removed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Do the seats at the Tony Macaroni Arena still have MOTOROLA written on them? Nah, we have NORDAN across it now. Falkirk fans are too easy, DeeBairn in particular gets hot and bothered at the thought of us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 minute ago, ATLIS said: Nah, we have NORDAN across it now. Falkirk fans are too easy, DeeBairn in particular gets hot and bothered at the thought of us I'm laughing my arse off at you guys not having figured out that Martindale paid his way into the club with the money the police didn't manage to recover. How else would a man with no coaching experience or qualifications get an assistants job? Very funny, keep up the good work. You're the little kid at high school constantly trying to be edgy or provocative to get attention. You should really be pitied, it's just easier to mock you. Do you have a date set aside for Admin part 3, is it before the season end, or after you get relegated? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 37 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: I'm laughing my arse off at you guys not having figured out that Martindale paid his way into the club with the money the police didn't manage to recover. How else would a man with no coaching experience or qualifications get an assistants job? Very funny, keep up the good work. You're the little kid at high school constantly trying to be edgy or provocative to get attention. You should really be pitied, it's just easier to mock you. Do you have a date set aside for Admin part 3, is it before the season end, or after you get relegated? Was your nightmare on the Livi thread not bad enough? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, LiviLion said: Was your nightmare on the Livi thread not bad enough? Still waiting for any of the points I've made to be refuted... I'll get comfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, DeeBairn said: Still waiting for any of the points I've made to be refuted... I'll get comfy Refute this, yet again - despite many many attempts Falkirk will be playing Championship football yet again this year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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