Highland Capital Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Having a good old sing song down the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Peppino Impastato said: This thread is really quite an embarrassment. I was taught to never look down on anyone. Apparently not everyone was. What if you met Warwick Davis ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Koop said: Breed. Fight other people's wars. Give their kids names with 'ie' and 'ey' on the end. Then take them to IKEA on a Saturday afternoon to walk around. Wear fleece. Working class types love a fleece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Have a kid with a Nike tick or the Adidas three stripe haircut. Hold their domestic arguments out on the street. Use shopping trolleys to transport their shopping from the shop's door to their door. Sit in their front garden for a smoke. (Women) wear hair back in a pony tail but extra tight for maximum forehead exposure. Use the receipt option at cash machines (shamelessly stolen from another thread) Birthday meals at McDonald's / KFC (where I was taken for my 18th & 21th respectively) Have you a lisp? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: Write birthday messages on old sheets & hang them at roundabouts. That's not lower class, that's just lack of class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 What if you met Warwick Davis ? Then you kick him as far as you can in the hope he can't find his way to be a smug git on TV again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Claim disability for a sore back. Smell. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That's not lower class, that's just lack of class. You mean like saying it would be good if the first minister of Scotland was murdered cause she favours Scottish self governance. Like that sort of lack of class? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: You mean like saying it would be good if the first minister of Scotland was murdered cause she favours Scottish self governance. Like that sort of lack of class? No, like pretending you've met famous people to try and impress strangers on an anonymous football forum. That lack of class. Edited March 5, 2018 by Bobby Skidmarks spellcheck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Feed their kids takeaways all the time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Looking forward to the "Things P&B thinks the Lower and Upper Classes Both Do" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Regarding a trip to the supermarket as a family occasion Have carpet in the loo/bathroom Use the phrase 'cheeky wee' to describe a bet or the purchase of spiced chicken Regarding Viennetta as haute cuisine Thinking that 'haute cuisine' or 'hotel' should be pronounced with an 'h' An inability to use the apostrophe Using idioms such as: just desserts, wrong tact, stella season and clambering for tickets Naming your dog/cat after a footballer Naming your child after a footballer Buying baby-grows in team colours 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 People who go to places like Weatherspoons for a meal and then post about it on Facebook. “Date night” “Don’t say I’m not good to her/him” “Best burger I’ve ever tasted” Also, people who get tic from newsagents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Pronounce the letter H 'haitch'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Breed. Panic buying thread for this pish please. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Blame their problems on someone else. Usually the Government. Are on Omeprazole or have had their gallbladder removed because their diets are terrible. Take off their t-shirt when it reaches 15°C. Call their t-shirt 'a tap'. Get a skinhead haircut. Wear Lonsdale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I’ve literally never heard someone use the phrase “stella season”. Is that a common phrase? Is this where I out myself as bourgeois? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Not sure if mentioned, go on holiday with all their stuff in plastic bags and those huge Sports Direct hold-all things, and not in suitcases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Creates a thread called “Things the Upper Classes Do” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, PB1994 said: Creates a thread called “Things the Upper Classes Do” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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