DA Baracus Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, ah-dee said: might i suggest being able to order your choice of drink to your chair? dont let Wetherspoons get one over you. by the way 10/10 for commitment I like it. I shall put this on the app. All drinks shall be free at the purvey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Thought about this one couple of things i want my coffin to look like a capsule out a space ship so when someone at somepoint in the future digs me up they think f**k me we found some sort of capsule the other thing would be i want a springboard rigged into my coffin so if someone should decide to open the lid i put the sh*tters right up them like in the films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Choose bouncy castlesChoose disposal methodChoose seating positionChoose beer bong, drinking horns & pub quizzes.Choose party bags & cock & ball fireworks. Choose DEATH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 All drinks shall be free at the purvey.I'm holding you to this. The only time you've bought a round in your life/death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Time to bump this c**t off for good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I like it. I shall put this on the app. All drinks shall be free at the purvey.free drink! sounds like your death will be the much anticipated event of the year.a certificate of participation should be handed out for a keepsake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 23 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: I'm holding you to this. The only time you've bought a round in your life/death Eh?! I always get a round in. Genuinely insulted by this insinuation. 20 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Time to bump this c**t off for good! Ha you've been trying for years! 16 minutes ago, ah-dee said: free drink! sounds like your death will be the much anticipated event of the year. a certificate of participation should be handed out for a keepsake You have some good ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 You have some good ideasi have a lot of time on my hands. also have an overactive imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I like it. I shall put this on the app. All drinks shall be free at the purvey. As if we weren't anticipating it enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: As if we weren't anticipating it enough... Sorry Sarge, you'll have to pay to attend. It won't be that much though. I'm thinking £20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: Let’s just get on with it and kill DA and let the fun begin. Yes. First thing get that username changed to D.O.A. Baracus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 18 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Sorry Sarge, you'll have to pay to attend. It won't be that much though. I'm thinking £20. Worth it if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Worth it if you ask me.7 of his free pints and youre sorted. think he will regret setting his price so low there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Sorry Sarge, you'll have to pay to attend. It won't be that much though. I'm thinking £20. It would still be cheap at twice the price, the celebr...mourning I'll be doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 58 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Yes. First thing get that username changed to D.O.A. Baracus. Whoever owns P&B when I die (in many decades time) should do so 50 minutes ago, GordonD said: Worth it if you ask me. I give good value 35 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 50 minutes ago, GordonD said: Worth it if you ask me. 7 of his free pints and youre sorted. think he will regret setting his price so low there All is free. Obviously the vote will depend on what there is most of but I shall have loads of other stuff 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It would still be cheap at twice the price, the celebr...mourning I'll be doing. If by some miracle I pass before you then I won't grudge it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 I will happily pay the going rate. Your funeral sounds like its going to be awesome. Or will i get charged more being a raith fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 my funeral plans of making sure everyone is greeting and the missus never gets her hole again seems pathetic in comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: my funeral plans of making sure everyone is greeting and the missus never gets her hole again seems pathetic in comparison What he wants and gets may be two entirely different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 What he wants and gets may be two entirely different things.shes promised abd of course she will keep her word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 6 hours ago, GordonD said: Does the intercourse at the funeral include you? Asking for a friend, like. I shall have to consider it. It might be an idea to charge for this, but the lack of regenerative abilities would make it a very limited feature. Perhaps an auction for a limited number of slots (chuckle) would be the way forward. 43 minutes ago, buchan30 said: I will happily pay the going rate. Your funeral sounds like its going to be awesome. Or will i get charged more being a raith fan? Nah you'll be charged the same. Mon along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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