Peppino Impastato Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: All babies really don’t look the same though and it’s something you will realise when you have your own. I saw the ugliest baby I have ever seen my life today in an Asda. It looked like some sort of combination of mini me and Kryten from Red Dawrf. Yes they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: All babies really don’t look the same though and it’s something you will realise when you have your own. I saw the ugliest baby I have ever seen my life today in an Asda. It looked like some sort of combination of mini me and Kryten from Red Dawrf. All babies look like Kuato from Total Recall. That's a fact. Don't say that to the parents, though. It might not go down too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: All babies look like Kuato from Total Recall. That's a fact. Don't say that to the parents, though. It might not go down too well. They don't listen to any comment about their child that isn't gushing praise, so I think you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 30 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: Tbf they're more people than babies. 'Furry babies'. Is that how you see dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: 'Furry babies'. Is that how you see dogs? No not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Bit harsh Throbber. Going to have to pull you up there. Some babies have facial disfigurement which is a bloody shame and really tough on the parents and the kid in later years... ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: ^ That's your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo99 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: That's your mum banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Queuing in pubs Wetherspoons style. I can't do it, walk up to a pscae at the bar and assess who about you and who's next get served. This forming a queue like you're in a shop or waiting for a bus that only seems to happen in Wetherspoons is to weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 15 hours ago, throbber said: Dog owners who talk about their dogs like they’re actual people make me cringe. "Fur Babies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Queuing in pubs Wetherspoons style. I can't do it, walk up to a pscae at the bar and assess who about you and who's next get served. This forming a queue like you're in a shop or waiting for a bus that only seems to happen in Wetherspoons is to weird.The Wetherspoons app solves this one. Can also order pints from your seat in an anticipatory fashion, which is just glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Anyone who goes to gigs where people yell "Here we, Here we, Here we fucking go" ... is obviously going to the wrong gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: The Wetherspoons app solves this one. Can also order pints from your seat in an anticipatory fashion, which is just glorious. This. Brilliant app. They seem to have someone who does the app orders as well, meaning folk can be standing queuing at the bar whilst you get your pint within a couple of minutes of ordering on the app. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Whenever someone at work brings in their newborn baby.“AWWWW LOOK AT THE BABY!!!!” No thanks, I’ve seen a lot of them, they all look the same basically. Everyone surely knows the only bonny babies, are your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 People who do work “chat” (or probably just the word “chat”) on Facebook. Especially when it involves arse-licking a boss.“Great week at work, love working with such amazing people. Actually can’t wait for Monday”Then the boss replies “have a good weekend”“Oh I will, I’ll be well rested for Monday and ready to follow your amazing example”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: People who do work “chat” (or probably just the word “chat”) on Facebook. Especially when it involves arse-licking a boss. “Great week at work, love working with such amazing people. Actually can’t wait for Monday” Then the boss replies “have a good weekend” “Oh I will, I’ll be well rested for Monday and ready to follow your amazing example”. This surely isn't a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 People who do work “chat” (or probably just the word “chat”) on Facebook. Especially when it involves arse-licking a boss.“Great week at work, love working with such amazing people. Actually can’t wait for Monday”Then the boss replies “have a good weekend”“Oh I will, I’ll be well rested for Monday and ready to follow your amazing example”.Who the f**k does this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Who the f**k does this? Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 More people than you would imagine although maybe I just work with absolute arseholes. PS - Mostly female offenders as you would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: More people than you would imagine although maybe I just work with absolute arseholes. PS - Mostly female offenders as you would imagine. My work have a few folk like that, almost as if the place is the main thing in their life, and the organisation would fall apart if they weren't in for 10+ hours every day. I find it incredibly sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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