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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I have a tulip tree in my front garden.  Not once has it flowered the useless c**t.

If anybody wants a tulip tree, PM me please.  Free for uplift.  Its now about 15m tall so might take a bit of digging out but that's not my problem.

It takes them 15-20 years to bloom so maybe you would like to hold off on the offer?

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Was listening to a programme recently about the International Conference of Clitoral Stroking. 15 minutes of no-interruption clitoris stroking per day is advocated. Lube required to maintain the correct level of (minimal) friction and to use your left hand (if right handed/vice versa). 

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