banana Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 How do you measure on the badassery scale when it comes to the old fisticuffs / roundhousing / half-nelsoning? What kind of formal training do you have, have you ever needed to use it, and how did that pan out? Ever been ripped off by a McDojo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 The mean streets of Aberdeen, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I fight dogs in preparation for tearing paedos apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Banana watching ceremonial vids of guys in white robes. Whodda thought it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Because I work in a mental health institution I am trained in some sort of b*****disation of various martial arts which we call Control, Restraint and Breakaway techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I fight dogs in preparation for tearing paedos apart. @SlipperyP fights paedos in preparation for tearing dogs apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Friedrich Nietzsche said: Because I work in a mental health institution I am trained in some sort of b*****disation of various martial arts which we call Control, Restraint and Breakaway techniques. Mrs is a mental health nurse. All the de-escalation stuff is a waste she says. If it kicks off and she's in danger the only real method is a swift boot to pie or balls then run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 31 minutes ago, banana said: The mean streets of Aberdeen, eh? Me on route to Hampden on sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Me on route to Hampden on sunday. Got a rocket, in your pocket? Stay cool boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I fight dogs in preparation for tearing paedos apart. Didn't you get your cock and balls bitten off in Haddington recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 40 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I fight dogs in preparation for tearing paedos apart. 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @SlipperyP fights paedos in preparation for tearing dogs apart. 28 minutes? Poor show, chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Friedrich Nietzsche said: Because I work in a mental health institution I am trained in some sort of b*****disation of various martial arts which we call Control, Restraint and Breakaway techniques. One of my step daughters was trained in that because of her (then) job. I saw her putting it into practice once, pretty damn effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Me on route to Hampden on sunday. Reality imo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Blackbelt in pavement dancing. I'm pwopah fackin nawty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, PWL said: Mrs is a mental health nurse. All the de-escalation stuff is a waste she says. If it kicks off and she's in danger the only real method is a swift boot to pie or balls then run. Things NEVER happen the way we are trained and sometimes it is not possible to use the "proper" techniques, but as long as you use reasonable and not excessive force then you're fine legally. For example, I am 5"9 and would get away with using force to escape from a 6"6 man but I wouldn't get away with using force to escape from a 5 ft woman. Whenever I've been attacked and all else failed, a quick shove and run has sufficed to make an exit. 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of my step daughters was trained in that because of her (then) job. I saw her putting it into practice once, pretty damn effective. Yeah, when it's done properly it's pretty hard to get out of. When we do the training we practice on each other and all try our hardest to get out of the restraints. Surprisingly small women are usually particularly good at the techniques because they rely on doing the techniques properly whereas men usually try to use strength rather than technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Friedrich Nietzsche said: Things NEVER happen the way we are trained and sometimes it is not possible to use the "proper" techniques, but as long as you use reasonable and not excessive force then you're fine legally. For example, I am 5"9 and would get away with using force to escape from a 6"6 man but I wouldn't get away with using force to escape from a 5 ft woman. Whenever I've been attacked and all else failed, a quick shove and run has sufficed to make an exit. Yeah, when it's done properly it's pretty hard to get out of. When we do the training we practice on each other and all try our hardest to get out of the restraints. Surprisingly small women are usually particularly good at the techniques because they rely on doing the techniques properly whereas men usually try to use strength rather than technique. That was her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 43% of the forum are Wing Chun badasses, and everyone is an expert in at least two martial arts. Get a P&B Dojo sorted, or a tournament at least. A Royal Rumble style format, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Menzel said: He did nazi that coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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