one nil Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Big problem guys. My other half has recently become a veggie and has banned my favourite SB crisps and most all others cos they’re fried in non veegie oils, etc, blah, blah, frickin blah. I’m an agreeable sort of a guy so to cause nae ructions in what# been no a bad marriage, I’ve agreed to give the crispy sn@cks a bypass. I’ve taken a likein to Lidl’s crumbles but I’ve stumbled into another attack becaus of 5he way I like to eat them. my contention is that the aforementioned crumbles can only be enjoyed or satisfy ones appetite in 2’s. You scrape the custard layer from the first tub then tip the crumble into 5hat pot. The custard and apple (or rhubarb or strawberry, whichever is your choice or combination) from the 2nd pot is th3n added to the first pot and the crumble added thereafter. A superbly tasteful and satisfyingly textured snack is thus obtained. My other half maintains thi# is greed and the downfall of the planet. Advice please. I can’t countenance divorce as she’ll have my (vegan) nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Morning. You’ve certainly come to the right place for a bit of armchair advice . I’m sure I used to know your brother ... two nil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 hours ago, one nil said: tip the crumble into 5hat pot. Pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 This is a Pie/Boot interface scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: This is a Pie/Boot interface scenario. Eat a pie then boot her in the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Tell her you've become part vegan. You can still eat meat but just have to be really smug about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 'Banned' your favourite crisps You absolute fucking mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Why does your other half being veggie mean you can’t have crisps? Have what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Have what you want. Indeed. I've just had a sizzling steak fajita calzone*. GIRUY, one nil. *It was actually pretty horrible and I would not recommend anyone buy a calzone from they Asda counters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIII Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Do you let her shag other men too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 14 hours ago, one nil said: Big problem guys. My other half has recently become a veggie and has banned my favourite SB crisps and most all others cos they’re fried in non veegie oils, Your other half sounds like a right arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Grow a pair and eat what you want. Here to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 hours ago, XIII said: Do you let her shag other men too? Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 4 hours ago, XIII said: Do you let her shag other men too? ^^^^ desperate. 53 minutes ago, MarkoRaj said: Can confirm ^^^^ liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Golden Wonder crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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