craigkillie Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 You'd be as well complaining that Messi wasn't listed on a list of forwards with the most aerial duels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 5 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What sort of stat contortion is this? A Burnley player makes it but there's no Kevin De Bruyne or Jude Bellingham. Shite. De Bruyne played 1,228 minutes in the league last season; the graphic says it includes players with more than 1,500 minutes. I don't think Bellingham plays deep enough to figure highly on this - there's not a lot of room for him to pass forward. You'll see him on different metrics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedingums Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 here's an interesting statistic: Gilmour has been signing for Napoli tomorrow for about the past 2 weeks now. You can call me StarLizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedingums Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Romano reporting that Gilmour is signing for Napoli tomorrow even though yesterday it was reported that he was signing tomorrow which would have been today but it’s not going to be today, it’s going to be tomorrow. Although, depending on where you are, tomorrow could already be today, in which case it was reported by Romano yesterday that… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 38 minutes ago, bleedingums said: Romano reporting that Gilmour is signing for Napoli tomorrow even though yesterday it was reported that he was signing tomorrow which would have been today but it’s not going to be today, it’s going to be tomorrow. Although, depending on where you are, tomorrow could already be today, in which case it was reported by Romano yesterday that… It's always tomorrow somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chripper Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 (edited) 6 hours ago, Gordon EF said: It's always tomorrow somewhere. I'm guessing it's a deadline day transfer or he'll be spending the season on the Brighton bench. --- Bullying someone on a posting board, with an audience, isn't as easy as doing it on PM. Go on, give it a whirl!) Edited August 22 by Chripper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedingums Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 3 hours ago, Gordon EF said: It's always tomorrow somewhere. Sounds like a shit James Bond 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSJ.84 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 f**king hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 (edited) 8 hours ago, Gordon EF said: It's always tomorrow somewhere. Is it though? If you’re in Samoa or Tuvalu it’s never tomorrow anywhere, but sometimes yesterday everywhere. Edited August 22 by adamntg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chripper Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 The never ending story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 5 hours ago, adamntg said: Is it though? If you’re in Samoa or Tuvalu it’s never tomorrow anywhere, but sometimes yesterday everywhere. But they could just go a bit west into yesterday and then it would be tomorrow where they originally were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Gordon EF said: But they could just go a bit west into yesterday and then it would be tomorrow where they originally were. And if their auntie had baws… While they are in Samoa nowhere is tomorrow, all you have on Earth is today and yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bing Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Just now, adamntg said: And if their auntie had baws… While they are in Samoa nowhere is tomorrow, all you have on Earth is today and yesterday. This is exactly the type of debate I like to see If you edit the quote to "it's always tomorrow somewhere, except Samoa or Tuvala where you need to walk west first" It's more accurate but loses a bit of the zing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Old Bing said: This is exactly the type of debate I like to see If you edit the quote to "it's always tomorrow somewhere, except Samoa or Tuvala where you need to walk west first" It's more accurate but loses a bit of the zing It’s more accurate, but it’s still not watertight, cos what about Tonga? And if you walk west from Samoa all you get is wet feet, and then I expect you drown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bing Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 4 minutes ago, adamntg said: It’s more accurate, but it’s still not watertight, cos what about Tonga? And if you walk west from Samoa all you get is wet feet, and then I expect you drown. Ok I'll admit I'm not an expert in either geography or English, only football. Let's here a correct statement so I can use it in conversation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 41 minutes ago, Old Bing said: Ok I'll admit I'm not an expert in either geography or English, only football. Let's here a correct statement so I can use it in conversation. At one minute to midnight in Scotland it’s tomorrow in Samoa, but by one minute past it’s yesterday in American Samoa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bing Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 5 minutes ago, adamntg said: At one minute to midnight in Scotland it’s tomorrow in Samoa, but by one minute past it’s yesterday in American Samoa. Yeah I'm just going with, "it's always tomorrow somewhere" and I'll just run away if asked to expand further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 I’d far rather read the last few pages of this dateline debate than 90% of the hot takes in the Tartan Army forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedingums Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 I bet wee Billy is listening to this right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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