Unleash The Nade Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Too many TV shows these days are bland, uninteresting and basically all variations on a similar theme, which is an indication of how fucking lazy and predictable producers and TV companies have become . So it got me thinking , how these could be spiced up a bit and as a result , viewing figures would soar. My nomination would be Bargain Hunt. Time after time the so called “ experts “ usually get it wrong and a high percentage of the time, their “ special purchase” is sold at a loss, despite the fact they’re meant to be specialists in this field , So, in order to focus their minds and make this much better viewing , if they make a loss, taser the c***s ! What programme would you make changes to and what would they be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 The One Show. Put all the guests and presenters in a large metal cage and flamethrower the f**k out of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The One Show. Put all the guests and presenters in a large metal cage and flamethrower the f**k out of them. Rename it The ISIS Show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Rename it The ISIS Show. It may get me on some sort of watchlist but I find those barbaric extremists less offensive than those simpering BBC c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It may get me on some sort of watchlist but I find those barbaric extremists less offensive than those simpering BBC c***s. Matt Baker with special guest Richard Osman in the first cage please. I'll even supply the unleaded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Matt Baker with special guest Richard Osman in the first cage please. I'll even supply the unleaded. Next week, Dominic Littlewood and Paul Hollywood are thrown from a helicopter circling 5000 ft above Broughty Ferry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just have one person who knows about something and is vaguely interesting to listen to giving a presentation on it without endlessly repeating previous clips or switching to random videos or animations every 3 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Mandatory nudity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, AyrTroopMajor said: Mandatory nudity. You sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You sure? Can't win them all chief. For every Rikishi there will be a Torrie Wilson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Have the host come out as gay. Wait, no, still boring as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Spiders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Top gearCelebrities off their heads on drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 I've got this great idea for a game show, Tom- You fly celebrities to Amsterdam's red light district and they have to find the cheapest prostitute. It's called Bargain C*nt. Btw Cosgrove, I know you read P&B so if this ends up on E4 I'll do you for ripping me off .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 Another idea I have is for Question Time in that one of the seats is chosen at random* to be placed over a trap door leading to a "gunge tank" full of shite and halfway through a button is pressed and the unlucky guest gets dunked (*Or not if f*cking Farage is on it yet again) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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