TheScarf Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I think I started a thread on this years ago but can’t find it so fuck it. ’How is Elaine, she left you yet?’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Brent, just Roper to beat... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 Do you want me to get busy, love? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Might bloody have to now. See ya later. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 Saw on YouTube yesterday there’s a ‘Top 25 lines from the Office’ and I laughed at about 2 of them. Theres so many underrated lines on it that folk forget about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 For example, everyone jizzes over the ‘I’m just getting into yoga’ line from when he does the motivational speech. But the best line from that scene is ‘Who stopped it? No, don’t stop it’ when someone turns his music off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I said "I prefer a flan" when I got given cakes at work for my last birthday. Nobody got the reference. Everyone at work now just thinks I prefer flan to cake. I now have to find new employment before my next birthday or I'll be forced to eat flan. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Anybody else up at the crack of Dawn? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 Well, I haven’t got it with me but next time you’re in? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 One in 10, apparently. That seems a bit high. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 Born 1821 died 1881. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Cos the regime don't like it man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Who wants a pinch of Finch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 That chair looks a bit soft, you want summat ‘arder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 You look like you’ve had a pot noodle and a w**k, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I sort of fuse flash dance with MC Hammer shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Yeah, he drinks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 You do NOT punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 6, 2020 Author Share Posted June 6, 2020 Fatty fatty toad boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 You. Pick a subject. Sport. Capital of Iceland? Reykjavik. Is that still a sport? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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