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3 hours ago, Scary Bear said:

the Sainsbury’s ones were okay. I’ve only tried those and Aldi’s mince pies so far.

@mathematics is there a Sainsbury’s near you?

I want to see their score to see if I’m eating muck.

Three miles away, apparently. I’ll need to send Mrs Mathematics on a reconnaissance mission go and check it out.

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MINCE PIE WATCH 2020

HESTON NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS MINCE PIES

SIZE:  Good diameter, not so good on the depth. 6/10.
CRUST: Just a bit weird. Looked like a pork pie. 3/10.
FILLING: Not right, not right at all. 2/10
LID: Came with a wee bag of sugar so that I could add it myself. Slave labour. 2/10
BONUS: Get stuffed, Heston. 0/10
PAIRING: Pair these with a bottle of Goudenbrand, just as that should get the taste of these out of your mouth.

MPW2020 Score: 13/50.

The Story so Far:

WAITROSE DUCHY ORGANIC ALL BUTTER MINCE PIES 35/50

PRET MINCE PIES: 33/50

STARBUCKS MINCE PIES: 32/50

ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES: 28/50

ALDI SPECIALLY SELECTED ALL BUTTER CLASSIC MINCE PIES WITH BRANDY & COGNAC 26/50

WALKER’S GLENFIDDICH LUXURY MINCE PIES 22/50

ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL LUXURY MINCE PIES 21/50

HESTON NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS MINCE PIES 13/50

M&S MINCE PIES 10/50

MR KIPLING DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES 9/50
 

p.s. it transpires that this thread is a Szammo’s Ammo-free zone. You’re welcome.

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Too lazy to read the thread but just popped on to give the Frangipane Mince Pies from Sainsbury's the massive thumbs up.

I'm a traditionalist normally, so I favour shortcrust and mincemeat, no salted caramel for me thank you, but the above pies are the business.

Thank you.

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On 29/11/2020 at 20:56, Bert Raccoon said:

Lidl Salted Caramel Mince Pies are quite delicious.

 

34 minutes ago, velo army said:

Too lazy to read the thread but just popped on to give the Frangipane Mince Pies from Sainsbury's the massive thumbs up.

I had one of these mince pies yesterday and it was delicious.

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They’d replaced the pastry with chocolate, the mincemeat with nougat and the foil tray with a wrapper.

(Comment largely inspired by Alun Cochrane)

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36 minutes ago, mathematics said:

I know I call Mrs Mathematics all sorts on here, but she has just had 60 mince pies delivered. She isn’t that bad.

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Disturbing lack of serial killers in this photo.

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Just tried the salted caramel Lidl efforts.  They truly are the business.

At the moment they're certainly our Christmas Day mince pie of choice (which is important as we're in charge of providing the mince pies amongst other things). 

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On 23/10/2020 at 09:56, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I seriously hope Jazzer Leith bans all shortcrust mince pies.

Worse than the 'rona tbh.

Puff pastry or GTF

 

9 minutes ago, RiG said:

I'm sticking with the M & S puff pastry ones as usual. Had 12 already since the start of the month #TeamPuff 

 

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7 hours ago, mathematics said:

I know I call Mrs Mathematics all sorts on here, but she has just had 60 mince pies delivered. She isn’t that bad.

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Do you think you may have a problem?

I haven’t seen a support group for mince pie addicts, but we could start one here. This is a safe space.

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