Popular Post PauloPerth Posted December 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 I've emailed Mrs Paterson my cv. 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Jokes on u. I'm not married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrie Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Aye, not anymore you aren't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Just now, Comrie said: Aye, not anymore you aren't. I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 45 minutes ago, Eric Paterson said: Jokes on u. I'm not married. Yeah, he was meaning your mum. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage.I have been married three times (so far), so there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Hope you get her mate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: Jokes on u. I'm not married. 10 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage. Think you should be more respectful to your new mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 32 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Think you should be more respectful to your new mum. Why do you question my credibility? How many times have you been married? 9 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have been married three times (so far), so there! What age are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage. Oh God! You really are a Nigerian Prince! You heard anything back from the Accies yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Paterson said: Why do you question my credibility? How many times have you been married? There's more than your credibility in question, you seem a tad obsessed over having a pissing contest on who has been married the most times. You do realize that each time you marry represents a failure, boasting about failures seems a bit odd. In footballing terms it's like boasting on how many times you've lost a cup final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 39 minutes ago, Academically Deficient said: Oh God! You really are a Nigerian Prince! You heard anything back from the Accies yet? You could be on to something here, starts off with how many times you've been married, finishes up getting dates of said marriages, then your age (notice he's already asked someone that one), your mother's maiden name, your address, bank account number, and bingo, he's cleaned you out and moved onto wife number 8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Jokes on u. I'm not married. Wonder why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said: You could be on to something here, starts off with how many times you've been married, finishes up getting dates of said marriages, then your age (notice he's already asked someone that one), your mother's maiden name, your address, bank account number, and bingo, he's cleaned you out and moved onto wife number 8. I think the guy who cleaned Accies out skipped the foreplay and went straight to requesting the bank account details. Makes sense when you think about it. Nobody in Lanarkshire brothers with foreplay. Easy prey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage. Everyone a Henry? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, LIVIFOREVER said: There's more than your credibility in question, you seem a tad obsessed over having a pissing contest on who has been married the most times. You do realize that each time you marry represents a failure, boasting about failures seems a bit odd. In footballing terms it's like boasting on how many times you've lost a cup final. You sound like someone who's never been married. Comparing marriage to football is idiotic. How exactly is having been married seven times a failure? Having that many wives has been great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Paterson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, The Marly said: 14 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: Jokes on u. I'm not married. Wonder why? I've been married eight times now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Paterson said: I've been married eight times now. There's easier ways to feed your addiction to wedding cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 I'm married to Eric Paterson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 What age are you?More than 21, less than 60 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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