Dominic Cummings - can open, worms f*cking everywhere.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

 

[Salt n Vinegar]

39 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

I'm shocked, that so far, Nichola Sturgeon has escaped. No doubt that's imminent!

Oops... Looks like I missed it. Apparently he had a pop at her over her press briefings. 

[GTG_03]

I'm not watching it but I'll catch up with it all later. What an utter tinpot country the UK is. We must be a laughing stock around the world.

[BigDoddyKane]

Boris has done a fair bit for independence in his time as PM would be a shame if he had to go but hes like the Teflon Don nothing seems to stick, though at some point even he got it

[doulikefish]

Think Dom might not get an invite to the wedding now 

[Tony Ferrino]

20 minutes ago, doulikefish said:

Think Dom might not get an invite to the wedding now 

The thing is, he will.

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said:

Oh, Hancock was always going to carry this particular can. With Cummings apparently having proof of the initial shambles, though, young Matthew may not be alone. 

Hancock is the only one who hasn't seen it coming. Johnson will still shove him out the front for a bit longer, then blame it all in him and declare the pandemic over with a 2 day public holiday to celebrate.

Edited May 26, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson

[WhiteRoseKillie]

 

"He quotes Boris Johnson as saying 'Hancock told us in the cabinet room that people were going to be tested before they went back to care homes. What the hell happened?'

Cummings said they "were told categorically in March that people would be tested" but he says despite the government rhetoric of putting a shield around care homes it "was complete nonsense" and quite the opposite happened."

Oh, he really is laying into Hancock. But again, the "shield round care homes" was a lie peddled for months by every slimy junior minister who got thrown onto Ridge, Marr, and any old media outlet.

[jamamafegan]

Cummings will no doubt be heralded as some sort of hero for doing this by the people of normal island - even though he too is an evil Tory piece of shit.

[doulikefish]

27 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said:

The thing is, he will.

Evening only now I reckon 

[dirty dingus]

Handcock is going to get passed about Bellmarsh like a nude book.

[Tony Ferrino]

Has he gone from Matt Hancock, to M.H. to now just Hancock? 

[Snobot]

1 minute ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Has he gone from Matt Hancock, to M.H. to now just Hancock? 

All in half an hour too

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Has he gone from Matt Hancock, to M.H. to now just Hancock? 

Probably safer just to call him Cock.

[Salt n Vinegar]

He seems to have a higher opinion of the analytical skills of 13 year olds in Edinburgh than he has in those of BoJo on the question of border security.  I might be forced to agree with him about that. 

[Gaz]

For anyone confused, I've compiled a comprehensive list of the real consequences that will befall this Conservative government as a result of all of this:

1) Absolutely no consequences whatsoever

[WhiteRoseKillie]

He's still taking the occasional break from skewering Hancock to have a pop at the fat buffoon, mind..

"It doesn't matter if you have got great people doing communications if the prime minister changes his mind 10 times a day and then calls up the media and contradicts his policy day, after day, after day," he says.

[Jeff Venom]

It is really selfless of Cummings to wait until now to spill all this.

[Granny Danger]

Cummings might be an evil, lying, vindictive bástard but I’d still have him at United ahead of John Hughes.

[Salt n Vinegar]

1 minute ago, Gaz said:

For anyone confused, I've compiled a comprehensive list of the real consequences that will befall this Conservative government as a result of all of this:

1) Absolutely no consequences whatsoever

Sad, but probably true.  I have the distinct feeling that  BoJo is more likely to receive a visit from Elvis on Shergar's back than he is to be visited by the Tory grandees in their famous grey suits.