Frankly, Mr Shankly Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 This’ll be some laugh. Reminisce on the funniest, worst, most offensive, or downright nonsensical chants or shouts you've heard at a game. I’ll start, was at Forfar v Kelty this weekend, and an elderly gentleman was giving Andy Munro nonstop abuse calling his podcast shite for 90 minutes. Forfar captain Ross Meechan also agreeing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 "Same old Alloa, always cheating" surely has to have a mention here. As for songs, I've always been fond of the "wings of a sparrow/arse of a crow" chant. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Dididiririri 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 "Hey McInally (Jim) your hair's no weel." Derby match at Dens sometime in the late 80's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 There’s only 2 Andy Gorams 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 In the early 2000s our signing from Inverness had initially struggled to settle but was beginning to settle in and deliver the odd decent performance. I don't know whether the song that surfaced encouraged him or not There's only one Dennis Wyness, one Dennis Wyness He used to be shite, but now he's alright Walking in a Wyness wonderland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Jim McLean baldy heeded c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 You're just a shite Phil Foden..........................on Saturday to the young St Mirren player with the white hair, MacPherson? You're just a shite Jack Sparrow..............in our play offs against Partick Thistle to Ryan Edwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swami Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Ian Wright, w**k, w**k, w**k, Ian Wright, w**k, w**k, w**k. Sang to Ian Wright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said: You're just a shite Phil Foden..........................on Saturday to the young St Mirren player with the white hair, MacPherson? You're just a shite Jack Sparrow..............in our play offs against Partick Thistle to Ryan Edwards. You’re just a shite David Turnbull, sung by the Motherwell fans to Jake Hastie when they both played for Motherwell. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 One leg! He's only got one leg! He's only got one leg! The Celtic fans did not like that one very much after Henrik left some crucial pieces of his skeleton in Lyon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 "Ginger hair is unacceptable" Plenty Billy Urquhart chants at Borough Briggs back in the day including one in which 1, 2, 3 rhymed with VD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, ropy said: You’re just a shite David Turnbull, sung by the Motherwell fans to Jake Hastie when they both played for Motherwell. That's taking it to a new level, slagging one of your own players off like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Neil Lennon looking out the dugout with a bandage on his head, Livi fan shouts, get back in yer kennel Rab C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Sammy Cosgrove ballon d’or was funny as it started sarcastically when he was a laughably bad footballer that couldn’t score only to become a laughably bad footballer that did score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Always loved the singing at the fitba - one of the best things about it. I remember a 20 min chant of "Richard Gough - Child Molester" at Ibrox in 90's that had the denizens fucking raging - happy, innocent days. "Hazel, Hazel - Show's yer tits" at the *Tennents Sixes* when she was interviewing someone in front of us. The police were involved (quite rightly given it was a national treasure that was being abused at a family event). Not proud. Mike "Shitey" Galloway getting absolutely hounded by the East Stand when we were playing Celtic at Fir Park - along with Davie Cooper tormenting him on the field, he was visibly losing the plot - it resulted in a Celtic Supporter that had "Dr" as their title writing a letter to the main letters page in the Herald condemning it More recently - "Bob McHugh Shags the Birds" and "x birds went to bed with Boaby" (to the tune of "one man went to mow") were away game staples every time he was warming up as a sub. Apparently got him into trouble with his actual bird and I remember it had James McFadden in stitches first time he heard it up in Dingwall. One of these ones that everyone was tempted to join in. The "Twist and Shout" at Ibrox after the playoff first leg was one of my favourites ever - great to be a part of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 At France 98 Scotland-Morocco, the stadium was rocking pre-match with the Shearer paedophile song ("a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile"). Remember the French people around me humming along, none the wiser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJF Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Chanting “There’s only one Joe McElderry” at Celtic Park when they brought out beaten X-Factor finalist Olly Murs at half time during an old firm game. The chant itself wasn’t that funny, but it seemed to get under the skin of Olly Murs a lot so that elevated it a bit as a random funny moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Swello said: Always loved the singing at the fitba - one of the best things about it. I remember a 20 min chant of "Richard Gough - Child Molester" at Ibrox in 90's that had the denizens fucking raging - happy, innocent days. "Hazel, Hazel - Show's yer tits" at the *Tennents Sixes* when she was interviewing someone in front of us. The police were involved (quite rightly given it was a national treasure that was being abused at a family event). Not proud. Mike "Shitey" Galloway getting absolutely hounded by the East Stand when we were playing Celtic at Fir Park - along with Davie Cooper tormenting him on the field, he was visibly losing the plot - it resulted in a Celtic Supporter that had "Dr" as their title writing a letter to the main letters page in the Herald condemning it More recently - "Bob McHugh Shags the Birds" and "x birds went to bed with Boaby" (to the tune of "one man went to mow") were away game staples every time he was warming up as a sub. Apparently got him into trouble with his actual bird and I remember it had James McFadden in stitches first time he heard it up in Dingwall. One of these ones that everyone was tempted to join in. The "Twist and Shout" at Ibrox after the playoff first leg was one of my favourites ever - great to be a part of. That's the only decent post so far, the rest are neither funny, offensive or nonsensical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights, Jim Leishman’s in the dug out, It’s the muppet show tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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