Savage Henry Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Antlion said: Truss will be delighted with Queenie hopping the twig in Scotland - the plan if she dies here is for her corpse to become a UK tourist attraction in Holyrood for a week before a train carries it south. “See how integral Scotland is? We even let our head of state go there to die - and look at the British unity of those filing past the coffin to weep!” Head on a spear outside the Pleasance theatre? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: So how long do I have before the announcement and the border guards are ordered to shoot on sight? It's too late man. You'll have start digging a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, red23 said: It's been a tough week or so for Rangers fans...... … and a great one for everyone else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Not a drill? Do I need to book flights off this island for a couple of weeks? Weeks? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 My thoughts go out to craven VLs everywhere at this difficult time for them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 The TV is going to be even more shit. Sombre music and a test card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just think about the discourse surrounding England at the World Cup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 In these testing times and as a mark of respect our dodgy firesticks will be available at the fantastic price of £39.99 with free postage and packaging(NI not included) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Once the queen goes the whole things going to come tumbling down. I'm actually quite hopeful it will at least slightly dampen the spirits of unionism and bigotry in Rangers fans. Can't see them getting behind King Charlie quite the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, red23 said: It's been a tough week or so for Rangers fans...... Good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, red23 said: Once the queen goes the whole things going to come tumbling down. I'm actually quite hopeful it will at least slightly dampen the spirits of unionism and bigotry in Rangers fans. Can't see them getting behind King Charlie quite the same. That would be to believe their ‘culture’ is about supporting a monarch and not getting it up ‘cultures’ they don’t like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Huge boost to the stamp, coin, ceramics, book and flag industries incoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 News desks across the land stretching to their very limit the words "latest" and "updates" I'll never forget where I was when it was announced she wasn't quite dead yet. At my desk working. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Reptilian nanobots must have malfunctioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Typical, couple of days before Gio gets sacked after a 4-0 pumping (Hatrick Miovski, Hays Pen) and the game is postponed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Ah well, if her (sorry "Her") time has come, at least she (sorry, "She") hung on long enough to see BoJo's sorry arse being booted out of Downing Street. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: That would be to believe their ‘culture’ is about supporting a monarch and not getting it up ‘cultures’ they don’t like. Actually come to think about it you're right. Same reason they celebrate armed forces day as a thinly veiled "get it up you" to Celtic, not because it's something they actually stand for. Edited September 8, 2022 by red23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I wish the news reports would use people's name, rather than the Duke of Cambridge etc. I've now clue who is what Duke and have no interest. Give me an actual first name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Soapy FFC said: I wish the news reports would use people's name, rather than the Duke of Cambridge etc. I've now clue who is what Duke and have no interest. Give me an actual first name. Okay, you can be Bruce. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 No black ties yet on the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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