Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[welshbairn]

11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Two candidates are shagging a special adviser or one candidate is shagging two special advisers?  It’s important that we know.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

2 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Spot the difference.

 

"We are the most successful party in our nation's history because we most often reflect its values."

There's a slogan for you.

[welshbairn]

Just now, Miguel Sanchez said:

"We are the most successful party in our nation's history because we most often reflect its values."

There's a slogan for you.

Her Captain of the ship spiel is going to get her loads of Titanic cartoons if she wins.

[Granny Danger]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-leadership-race-dirty-dossiers-b2119655.html
 

[Salt n Vinegar]

11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Two candidates are shagging a special adviser or one candidate is shagging two special advisers?  It’s important that we know.

No, no - no politician or spad would shag more than one person at a time, they're far too moral for that kind of carry on! 

In any event, you're right. It's important that the 100,000 gammonati, who get to decide the holder of the nuclear codes, have a choice of spad shaggers in the final vote. 

The journalists could have some great fun with this in the coming (fnnarr fnnarr) days.. . "so, Mr/Miss/Ms/Dalek (insert surname of candidate)... Mr Cummings has alleged one or more instances of unprofessional, immoral personal behaviour of candidates with special advisers... would you like to take this opportunity to deny any such behaviour on your part?" 

Oh please, please... 

[101]

1 hour ago, Clown Job said:

Fucking hell I thought that was a parody video 

The obsession with WW2 is very unhealthy 

 

17 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said:

Holy f**k

Thays basically porn for h***

Yes it's a very odd video, it's pretty much at odds with a vision for a modern Scotland should be.

[Cheese]

Most of the rumours were documented in this 2017 spreadsheet allegedly kept in a Tory whips safe. There's a handful that have already proven correct since.

Apologies for the quality, you'll need to zoom in.

[Detournement]

'Odd things' for Rory Stewart is definitely sodomise him while wearing a Burka. 

[welshbairn]

7 minutes ago, Ervin H Burrell said:

Most of the rumours were documented in this 2017 spreadsheet allegedly kept in a Tory whips safe. There's a handful that have already proven correct since.

Apologies for the quality, you'll need to zoom in.

Kwasi's a lad, weird tastes though.

[Willie adie]

10 minutes ago, Ervin H Burrell said:

Most of the rumours were documented in this 2017 spreadsheet allegedly kept in a Tory whips safe. There's a handful that have already proven correct since.

Apologies for the quality, you'll need to zoom in.

Kwasi kwartang fair seems to have something !!!!

[williemillersmoustache]

As fun and salacious as this spreadsheet is, it contains criminality, serious breaches of professional conduct and entirely benign and presumably consensual adult relationships, all next to each other used for leverage to keep them in line by the whips office.

"takes his personal trainer to the cinema + rooms at the Carlton" 

It's like an Ealing comedy only even less funny.

[TONTROOPER]

14 minutes ago, Willie adie said:

Kwasi kwartang fair seems to have something !!!!

Metric or Imperial?

[Salt n Vinegar]

2 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

As fun and salacious as this spreadsheet is, it contains criminality, serious breaches of professional conduct and entirely benign and presumably consensual adult relationships, all next to each other used for leverage to keep them in line by the whips office.

"takes his personal trainer to the cinema + rooms at the Carlton" 

It's like an Ealing comedy only even less funny.

I'd be surprised if even "entirely benign and presumably consensual adult relationships" between politicians and staff are allowed under the various codes of conduct. The codes are there to protect both from abuse of power and, frankly, blackmail. 

[williemillersmoustache]

Just now, Salt n Vinegar said:

I'd be surprised if even "entirely benign and presumably consensual adult relationships" between politicians and staff are allowed under the various codes of conduct. The codes are there to protect both from abuse of power and, frankly, blackmail. 

I meant the personal trainer and Alum Cairns likes to have intercourse with men wearing ladies perfume. ALLEGEDLY 

The in work relationships aren't acceptable. 

[Left Back]

2 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

When Patel, Truss and Mordor declare there will be a total of 11 candidates.

Unless some choose to drop out this has the potential to be a lengthy contest.

Some 1922 exec guy was on the tele this morning saying they’ll be changing the rules about the number of backers you need to enter, i.e. upping the number. His reasoning was because they have so many MP’s at the moment.  We all know that in the real world they’re trying to trim the field to get this done quicker and put Johnson behind them ASAP.

[Left Back]

1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said:

I thought it was the other way round, silly me.

You’re correct.  It is the other way around.  The membership only get a say once it’s been whittled down to 2 by the MP’s.

[Clown Job]

The Tories are full Trump

 

[dirty dingus]

3 minutes ago, Clown Job said:

The Tories are full Trump

 

She's a bit of a horrible c**t.

[Clown Job]

6 minutes ago, dirty dingus said:

She's a bit of a horrible c**t.

She’s also the Attorney General for England & Wales 

[welshbairn]

Tugendhat's bonkers. 

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/tom-tugendhat-britain-could-expel-122830559.html