hk blues Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: "Scotland" pronounced "Scuttlin'". "Glasgow" pronounced "Glass Cow". "Space ghettos" pronounced "Spice Girls". "Scatland", surely? While I'm at it - how the f**k did mirror get to meer? And, as has been pointed out already, New Year's. New Year's what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 My kids are bad for this. Pronounce garage incorrectly (like Farage). Zee instead of zed. The Po-Po instead of the Polis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 17 hours ago, Fullerene said: Somebody needs to step up to the plate and do something about this. Get your ducks in a row first surely? 17 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Everything being "super". Super excited, super tasty, super thrilled etc. We were first surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Just now, Molotov said: Get your ducks in a row first surely? We were first surely? Nearly killed myself drinking that stuff. Good times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotiaNostra Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Molotov said: Get your ducks in a row first surely? We were first surely? 100 grand of Joe bloggs gear, that might seem like a good deal after a couple of those cans. However... Edited November 24, 2023 by ScotiaNostra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: My kids are bad for this. Pronounce garage incorrectly (like Farage). Zee instead of zed. The Po-Po instead of the Polis. How does he pronounce it? P.S. Your kid are right b.t,w. on garage. Doesn't quite redeem them for the other two abominations though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 14 hours ago, TxRover said: I can get one tomorrow morning…can probably find a small boat to ship it on too! I like those cannabis Gummies. Had a few of them in the summer. Can you throw in some of those too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 (edited) Flew to America a few months ago. 9 hours without a cigarette, so was easily annoyed. The flight was made to sit on the tarmac for about 15 minutes before parking. The pilot tannoyed a message to apologise for the delay but we would deplane shortly. Ffs Edited November 24, 2023 by CambieBud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 27 minutes ago, CambieBud said: Flew to America a few months ago. 9 hours without a cigarette, so was easily annoyed. The flight was made to sit on the tarmac for about 15 minutes before parking. The pilot tannoyed a message to apologise for the delay but we would deplane shortly. Ffs Did you remember to take your stuff out of the bin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 I grew up there as so I'm 100% guilty of most things. However, on the Scotland game stream I managed to get US commentary. The guy was saying "free throw" instead of throw in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Peil said: Pretty much a Christmas dinnr but nae sprouts. Some green bean casserole thing instead. Dessert was the highly rated pumpkin pie she knocks up from scatch every year. If you can get these instead of the onions it improves green bean casserole immensely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: If you can get these instead of the onions it improves green bean casserole immensely Jalapeños improve most things. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 hour ago, CambieBud said: Flew to America a few months ago. 9 hours without a cigarette, so was easily annoyed. The flight was made to sit on the tarmac for about 15 minutes before parking. The pilot tannoyed a message to apologise for the delay but we would deplane shortly. Ffs Shouting "Let me out, I'm dying for a fag" got some odd looks from the Americans on the plane I wonder if you can faucet someone for a cigarette as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Is calling people ‘hon’ as short for ‘honey’ an Americanism? Does my fucking head in regardless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Is calling people ‘hon’ as short for ‘honey’ an Americanism? Does my fucking head in regardless Nah, that ones funny as it makes anyone using it sound like they maybe using the offensive version but they are completely unaware when saying it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 hour ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Is calling people ‘hon’ as short for ‘honey’ an Americanism? Does my fucking head in regardless My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 17 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Really rips ma feckin' knittin', so it does........................... Tears your yarn surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Venti said: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns. Were you the owner of that snake that escaped in Greenock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Were you the owner of that snake that escaped in Greenock? Ray McKinnon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Scary Bear said: I like those cannabis Gummies. Had a few of them in the summer. Can you throw in some of those too? Sure, I’ll bung it on the boat with the immigrants fleeing Dublin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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