Sweet Pete Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Before moving to Edinburgh, Throbber lived in Miracle Village, Florida. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Not sure what i have said to be labelled as a beast. That's exactly what a beast would say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This is all my girlfriends fault for putting the digestives in the fridge in the first place. Is that why you murdered her and wear her face as a hat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Throbbers "girlfriend" is a cardboard cut out of Macauly Culkin circa Home Alone that he stole from Blockbuster Video. As it fades he draws the features back on with felt-tip pens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Bullies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 My other half must think that the butter & margarine put themselves back in the fridge. Often seen sitting getting warm ages after toast or sandwich has been consumed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This is all my girlfriends fault for putting the digestives in the fridge in the first place. Maybe she meant to put them in the freezer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. Grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. BE A WARE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. Sounds like you might have grassed up the plain clothes store detective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. ^^ Hanging about toy shops to eye up creepy men type post. Definite Rose West/Myra Hindley material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Grass. Give it a few months, you'll start seeing "BEAST" tattooed on the head of everyone in a you shop that doesn't have a child as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 All was resolved and I'm allowed back in there, come say hi next time Mrs M. Glad to hear it. Sorry about dropping you in it. Can't be too careful and all that #fulltimeyummymummy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Give it a few months, you'll start seeing "BEAST" tattooed on the head of everyone in a you shop that doesn't have a child as well No doubt. The strangest experience I've had recently was when I was in the barber's. Long queue, and one guy was sitting waiting from when I joined the queue, and was still there when I left. All the chairs had been turned over at least once, so he wasn't waiting on anyone, or a particular barber. Every time anyone asked if he was next he just shook his head. Maybe he was observing to learn but he was a chair blocking b*****d in the waiting room at the very least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wasps. The fuckers are everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Throbber has one of those kids cars that's red with a yellow roof. Except his doesn't have a seat in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) Wasps. The fuckers are everywhere. Edited April 21, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 No doubt. The strangest experience I've had recently was when I was in the barber's. Long queue, and one guy was sitting waiting from when I joined the queue, and was still there when I left. All the chairs had been turned over at least once, so he wasn't waiting on anyone, or a particular barber. Every time anyone asked if he was next he just shook his head. Maybe he was observing to learn but he was a chair blocking b*****d in the waiting room at the very least. These kinds of oddballs must be everywhere and you just never notice them when you're going about your business. It's only when you're queuing/waiting for your children to make a bloody decision/on public transport that you spot them. They walk among us. Or, possibly, your bored brain starts making up stories about completely harmless folk going about their day. There's no fun in that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Any sort of newspaper article that tries to claim to know how a historical figure would act/react to modern politics"Burns would have voted Yes!""Churchill would love the EU!""Gandhi would have been all for these fiscal reforms within the education department of East Renfrewshire Council"f**k up. Just... fuckin' leave it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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