Lisa Cuddy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 There was some git walking past my flat in the small hours of the morning a few days ago. It was a bloody school night too, and the drunken arse was singing. I wouldn't mind, if not for the fact that it was a school night. Most annoying was what he was singing; 'I've got a brand new combine harvester'. b*****d. And he got the words wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did he drive his tractor through your hayfield that night? Oo-ar, oo-ar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did he drive his tractor through your hayfield that night?Oo-ar, oo-ar. Ok, even I don't know any more than the chorus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 There was some git walking past my flat in the small hours of the morning a few days ago. It was a bloody school night too, and the drunken arse was singing. I wouldn't mind, if not for the fact that it was a school night. Most annoying was what he was singing;'I've got a brand new combine harvester'. b*****d. And he got the words wrong. What gets on my tits is binmen leaving your bin right infront of the driveway so you've f**k all chance of getting in or out without having to move it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Latino Lover and the way he treats his ex gf Not really for here though is it. And if it's that bad surely that's not petty. I think you have a fixation with Latino lover as you post about him constantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 What gets on my tits is binmen leaving your bin right infront of the driveway so you've f**k all chance of getting in or out without having to move it. So move the bin then, you lazy arse! Honestly, the combine harvester thing felt like a personal attack. I'm going to report it as a racist incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rangersrus Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Not really for here though is it. And if it's that bad surely that's not petty.I think you have a fixation with Latino lover as you post about him constantly. he wishes, he tried to chat me up and it back fired and failed, he got denied 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 he wishes, he tried to chat me up and it back fired and failed, he got denied So you 'denied' him. You already have the 'upper hand'. Can you not just shut the f**k up now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 he wishes, he tried to chat me up and it back fired and failed, he got denied backfired by finding out you were a disturbed bloke using pictures of there sister in an avatar! creepy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rangersrus Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 backfired by finding out you were a disturbed bloke using pictures of there sister in an avatar! creepy! That's not my sister, i'm an only child actually, i'm the only girl in my family. and yes it backfired cos no matter what you we're saying you could not get into my pants and you we're a pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 That's not my sister, i'm an only child actually, i'm the only girl in my family. and yes it backfired cos no matter what you we're saying you could not get into my pants and you we're a pervert. Who the f**k would want into your pants anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Who the f**k would want into your pants anyway? a penis measurer a ball sniffer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 What gets on my tits is binmen leaving your bin right infront of the driveway so you've f**k all chance of getting in or out without having to move it. Can't you get the lodgekeeper for your estate to move it prior to your return from a hard day in the City? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moan Gils...skin him!!&# Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 What gets on my tits is binmen leaving your bin right infront of the driveway so you've f**k all chance of getting in or out without having to move it. They hav done that 2 me 2day it really is annoying a petty thing that gets on my nerves is the stupidity of some commentators...two prime examples are Ian McCall and Clive Tydlesly (SP?) Some of the things they come out with reall piss me off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rangersrus Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 a penis measurer a ball sniffer? well you most cartainly wanted to before you found out i knew natalie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) well you most cartainly wanted to before you found out i knew natalie What did he most certainly want to : A. Sniff your balls or B. Measure your penis before he found out you knew Natalie ? Edited May 8, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did he most certainly want to :A. Sniff your balls or B. Measure your penis Before he found out you knew Natalie ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Overhearing kids in the street:"He like, totally said that. What's up with that?" "He SO did not! You are so lying!" I honestly felt like I had walked onto the set of the OC. Except I was in Perth and everyone looked like vampiric mutants. Are you sure it wasn't Latino Lover and Rangersrus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ok, even I don't know any more than the chorus Ahh, ye'r a fine lookin' wummin LM, an' I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) Are you sure it wasn't Latino Lover and Rangersrus? More likely to be Sam. 1 The incident was in Perth and 2 Rangersrus can't possible be looking for a man. (Unless he's gay?) Edited May 8, 2007 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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