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Guest The Phoenix
he wanted to have sex with me, he was almost begging for it, just cos he can't get it newhere else, well i'm not that desperate and after the stories i've head i dunnp why ne1 wud want to.

Any Slovakian Translaters online? :unsure:

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Any Slovakian Translaters online? :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

I picked out one line though

"He was almost begging for it, just cause he can't get it anywhere else"

A glowing insight into the beauty that is Rangersrus, my favorite bit is underlined

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he wanted to have sex with me, he was almost begging for it, just cos he can't get it newhere else, well i'm not that desperate and after the stories i've head i dunnp why ne1 wud want to.

Any male groping you would get more than they bargained for I imagine ;)

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"He was almost begging for it, just cause he can't get it anywhere else"

I'm starting to wonder if Rangersus is my wife and she thinks I'm Latino Lover. :ph34r::lol:

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he wanted to have sex with me, he was almost begging for it, just cos he can't get it newhere else, well i'm not that desperate and after the stories i've head i dunnp why ne1 wud want to.

To think if I ever go to Stafford Burger King THIS is what will be handing me my Double Whopper. :rolleyes:

If I'm ever in Stafford I shant eat there. :)

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To think if I ever go to Stafford Burger King THIS is what will be handing me my Double Whopper. :rolleyes:

If I'm ever in Stafford I shant eat there. :)

Depends what double whopper you are meaning? You might be in for a treat!! :P

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you lot can take the piss all you want, but latino lover is a horrible horrible person, he's a compleate dick, trust me, your better off staying clear, especially when he's had a few drinks, he's a c**t

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you lot can take the piss all you want, but latino lover is a horrible horrible person, he's a compleate dick, trust me, your better off staying clear, especially when he's had a few drinks, he's a c**t

Now it sounds like you are leaving yourself notes incase you forget that he is a c**t etc etc, and decided to go out with him. I don't think your advice is going to affect anyone on here.

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you lot can take the piss all you want, but latino lover is a horrible horrible person, he's a compleate dick, trust me, your better off staying clear, especially when he's had a few drinks, he's a c**t

Aw, man. And there was me going on that camping trip with him this weekend :(

Not in a gay way, though.

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Now it sounds like you are leaving yourself notes incase you forget that he is a c**t etc etc, and decided to go out with him. I don't think your advice is going to affect anyone on here.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: go out with him?? are you taking the piss???

i wouldn't dare, it's natalie i feel sorry for

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:lol::lol::lol::lol: go out with him?? are you taking the piss???

i wouldn't dare, it's natalie i feel sorry for

Seriously, go and shut up! No-one cares!

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you lot can take the piss all you want, but latino lover is a horrible horrible person, he's a compleate dick, trust me, your better off staying clear, especially when he's had a few drinks, he's a c**t

I read the last bit after the comma as ,he has a c**t :lol:

My first thought was that you 2 would get on really well

:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol: go out with him?? are you taking the piss???

i wouldn't dare, it's natalie i feel sorry for

And she reads this? I still think it is jealousy between u2

I read the last bit after the comma as ,he has a c**t :lol:

My first thought was that you 2 would get on really well

:lol:

That would be an interesting twist in the love affair wouldnt it :lol:

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Aw, man. And there was me going on that camping trip with him this weekend :(

Not in a gay way, though.

No way dude! Can I be the official pie and bovril bad guy now? May change my avatar to Wolf from Gladiators so I can get into character! Or perhaps George Costanza when he is being a bad guy.

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No way dude! Can I be the official pie and bovril bad guy now? May change my avatar to Wolf from Gladiators so I can get into character! Or perhaps George Costanza when he is being a bad guy.

bad boy? you mean gay boy? you're far from a bad boy.....bad in bed maybe

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OMG!! ma boyfriend dumped us last night and ah wis like....OMG!!!!! that b*****d hinks just cos he's got a Corsa wi they gallus neon dancin lights unner it that ah'll just get aff wi his pals if he says. Ah says tae him naw! an he says, ken what he says? he says its awright cos theyll no tell any1 but an wan o' them will gie us a mad Reebok cap, an i says naw but, cos they wull tell folk an then ahll get called a slag and get eggs chukked at me in the street again. so he goes pure radge and starts greetin like a buftie and goes....natalie! dont chuck me! ahm sorry! ....an ah wis like ....get tae ya fukn bam!

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