philpy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Thanks to a supplier cocking us up, i have lost a customer who spent nearly half a million with my company last year.Bugger. Phone the supplier and put them in contact with the customer, or even threaten to stop using the supplier unless they reimburse you or the customer in some shape or form. I had a few problems with suppliers in one of my last jobs, blackmailing sometimes works with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I dislike cleavage and joints. No wai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Ah, you scoundrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Ah, you scoundrel. Have you not jumped off a cliff yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Have you not jumped off a cliff yet? Nah, i'l be kind and let you jump first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 In her rush to go out earlier tonight, ayrgirl broke a bottle of Lancome perfume on the floor. It is still stinking the place out and I absolutely hate the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 In her rush to go out earlier tonight, ayrgirl broke a bottle of Lancome perfume on the floor.It is still stinking the place out and I absolutely hate the stuff. Do you always have that affect on women Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Do you always have that affect on women Monster Having them in a rush to get out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Phone the supplier and put them in contact with the customer, or even threaten to stop using the supplier unless they reimburse you or the customer in some shape or form. I had a few problems with suppliers in one of my last jobs, blackmailing sometimes works with them. That might work when your returning a packet of safety pins, but when the products in the store came to £160,000 its a little bit more involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Do you always have that affect on women Monster At least mine doesn't have staples...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 At least mine doesn't have staples...... Never purchased a porn mag in my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Never purchased a porn mag in my life! That angel emoticon doesn't suit you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 (edited) That angel emoticon doesn't suit you. But I bet you think it suits you? (you can fool this lot but I know the truth!) Edited May 15, 2007 by Steven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 But I bet you think it suits you? (you can fool this lot but I know the truth!) Nah, my halo slipped along time ago... i'm more a hells angel now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 1. Gastro enteritis(sp?) 2. I got referred for my vasectomy(sp?) today 3. Back to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 1. Gastro enteritis(sp?) 2. I got referred for my vasectomy(sp?) today 3. Back to work Fecksake, Bowie - nae luck mate! I've had the snip (saves spelling vasectomy ) and it's not anywhere as near bad as you may be imagining. You should get two weeks off to recuperate as well. Just watch out for infection in the wounds, which can be quite common after an op like that. Oh, and take a thick cushion to sit on for your taxi ride home - I got bounced around like a bee in a biscuit tin after mine, which was 'uncomfortable' to say the least! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Fecksake, Bowie - nae luck mate! I've had the snip (saves spelling vasectomy ) and it's not anywhere as near bad as you may be imagining. You should get two weeks off to recuperate as well. Just watch out for infection in the wounds, which can be quite common after an op like that. Oh, and take a thick cushion to sit on for your taxi ride home - I got bounced around like a bee in a biscuit tin after mine, which was 'uncomfortable' to say the least! Not looking forward to it Kilt, not looking forward to it at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Not looking forward to it Kilt, not looking forward to it at all One little p***k and it'll all be over...... You do realise that you have a fortnight's w**king into little specimen pots ahead of you, so the nurses can make sure you're firing blanks?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 One little p***k and it'll all be over...... You do realise that you have a fortnight's w**king into little specimen pots ahead of you, so the nurses can make sure you're firing blanks?! Yeah they explained the whole shooting match to me and don't talk to me about little p***ks i had 2 jabs in the arse on sunday night for my Gastro watchamacallit from a fine looking little brunette in a nurses uniform, she fairly took the pain of the jabs away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 don't talk to me about little p***ks i had 2 jabs in the arse on sunday night for my Gastro watchamacallit from a fine looking little brunette in a nurses uniform, she fairly took the pain of the jabs away Been there maself, matey. A jag in each arm for a blood sample and a jag in the stomach to thin the blood. If I hadn't been thinking I was snuffing it with a cardiac arrest, I could have enjoyed the nurses *ahem*experience a lot more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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