ICTChris Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Could have someone's eye out. Health and Safety would do their, er, nut. Does your work often put you in situations whereby you face being poked in the eye by an erect penis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Does your work often put you in situations whereby you face being poked in the eye by an erect penis? The guys I work with? They're all penises and they can all stand up straight, so yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Slugs. I hate the b*****ds.I have forty chilli plants in flower just now and I see a bit of slug damage starting to happen. I need a frog for the greenhouse. They dont seem to like tomato plants though. Which is nice My tomato plants look a bit sad. The leaves have all curled up. There's loads of wee yellow flowers though, so hopefully they're not dead. My potatoes are getting massive, as are my onions, brocolli and rhubarb. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 the wee led cums on then goes off - its a holocaust Loose wiring? How long have you had them? You can usually send them off and they send you a new pair! That's what i got when the wire came loose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 My tomato plants look a bit sad. The leaves have all curled up. There's loads of wee yellow flowers though, so hopefully they're not dead. My potatoes are getting massive, as are my onions, brocolli and rhubarb. B) I took a bunch of spuds we got from tesco that were starting to seed and stuck them in the ground in march. They are massive and are starting to flower. Ive never grown potatoes before so I,m hoping they will be ok. Should be ready to start the howking in a few weeks id reckon. Leave only three leaves max on your tomatoes BTW. Thats all thats needed and keep picking the fruit and the plant will keep on producing more and more. Same with chillies. I started growing them a few years ago and they look totally cool when tey are ripening off. And its great fun to have a drunken full of bravado "Habanero eating contest" . I actually cried in pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I took a bunch of spuds we got from tesco that were starting to seed and stuck them in the ground in march. They are massive and are starting to flower. Ive never grown potatoes before so I,m hoping they will be ok. Should be ready to start the howking in a few weeks id reckon. Dad is growing lettuce and potatos in the garden this year. He's grown potatos a few times before. He used to grow them in stacked up tyres with compost from the garden centre, and they were really good but the last couple of years he's planted them in the ground and last year particularly they weren't great. I put that more down to the fact that he picked them all at once though, and so there was hundreds of them. They started to smell and our kitchen became a total infestation of flies. The lettuce have been hacked to bits by bugs. He thinks I'm eating them, he can think again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Why does anyone bother growing their own veg given the cheapness and better quality of supermarket stuff, not to mention the lack of hassle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Football clubs that take the piss out of their fanbase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 (edited) And its great fun to have a drunken full of bravado "Habanero eating contest" . I actually cried in pain. Habaneros. Owch. That's real man stuff. I like my spicy stuff, but that's just asking for pain. Edited June 12, 2007 by Synex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Some of the "banter" currently going on in the 1st Div forum. A lot of it is cringeworthy and total pish. For that reason alone I can't wait for pre-season to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Some of the "banter" currently going on in the 1st Div forum. A lot of it is cringeworthy and total pish. For that reason alone I can't wait for pre-season to start. God yes! Even Miles' new alias is shit! He hasn't really made an effort this time round, gutted! These fake St Johnstone fans are doing my tits in too. As you say, roll on pre-season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Habaneros. Owch. That's real man stuff. I like my spicy stuff, but that's just asking for pain. I like the flavour of the Habs though. They are hot but you get used to it. I dont think they are a mile worse than some of the other ones I have grown either, They make good sauces too. I put chilli sauce on virtually everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Napping throughout the day does not make for a good night sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 God yes! Even Miles' new alias is shit! He hasn't really made an effort this time round, gutted!These fake St Johnstone fans are doing my tits in too. As you say, roll on pre-season. Who is he this time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Nathan 'The Black Cat' Abbey has been released by Brentford.In better news it's Ron Noades' birthday in under 2 weeks Butcher knows what he is doing. He is after William McCulloch as the new number one I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I took a bunch of spuds we got from tesco that were starting to seed and stuck them in the ground in march. They are massive and are starting to flower. Ive never grown potatoes before so I,m hoping they will be ok. Should be ready to start the howking in a few weeks id reckon. As soon as that? I really don't know when to start harvesting them. Mine are up to my knees in height and have loads of purple flowers on them. I'm fair chuffed! Leave only three leaves max on your tomatoes BTW. Thats all thats needed and keep picking the fruit and the plant will keep on producing more and more. Three leaves in total or three levels of leaves? Should I pick all of the other ones off? I've never grown tomatoes before so have no idea what I'm doing really, but it's all good fun watching them grow! Maybe that's why they're curling up, because there are too many leaves. Help! And its great fun to have a drunken full of bravado "Habanero eating contest" . I actually cried in pain. Never thought of growing chilies - do you do them in the greenhouse too? Habaneros though, are you mental?!? Why does anyone bother growing their own veg given the cheapness and better quality of supermarket stuff, not to mention the lack of hassle? You are joking, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 My onions are doing great,I planted them three days ago and already they are sprouting through the earth,same for my radishes. My herbs are doing really well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 The "M" key on my keyboard isn't working very well, I really have to whack it for it to work. I don't know whether to try and type using words that don't have that letter, or go ahead and ensure I batter the key. Decisions, decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Buy a new keyboard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 The "M" key on my keyboard isn't working very well, Managed to bang at least one out - stop whining! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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