South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 wankers for customers who think you're being rude when you're actually letting a guy away for his break 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Playing taxi while the wife goes out on the pish with her mates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Going arse over tit in the middle of Glasgow and spraining your ankle. What a fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Mates that cant hold their drink and boke all over the floor of the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Loving someone who doesn't love you back...in that way anyway. Soul destroying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Mates that cant hold their drink and boke all over the floor of the pub. one time my two mates were sick into curry tubs and due to peer pressure one of them drank all the sick (which included my other mates) out of said curry tub. a photographer caught the glorious moment in one of the best photos ever! the viewfield hotel in arbroath has never seen carnage like it! just watching it made about another 9 of us sick all over the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Having been unwell for three or four days now. First was having really bad cramps in my belly and now I have a headache from hell,I can't sleep,and the tablets I have taken haven't kicked in yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 See Father's Day - kids didn't come round and never even bothered to get me a card! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_russian Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Loving someone who doesn't love you back...in that way anyway.Soul destroying. I do. I love you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Just had a GRIUY phonecall from my mates who've recently arrived in Gran Canaria Wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I was in need of a quick and filling lunch today so as Burger King is only two minutes away from my new job I went in and purchased one of their 'Blazing Saddle' burgers. I have now found out it was aptly named. I've spent the last hour or so on the saddle and my erse is indeed blazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I went in and purchased one of their 'Blazing Saddle' burgers.I have now found out it was aptly named. I've spent the last hour or so on the saddle and my erse is indeed blazing. Sorry, but.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Scott just broke my camera. I'm one seriously unhappy bunny the noo. It just whirrs till I worry the motor's about to burn out, then it pings as though it's actually switched on (just to give me false hope) and flashes "lens error" at me. Just phoned Jessops and got the standard unhelpful blurb about it not being cost effective to get it fixed. There's a charge of £25 just to send it off to the manufacturers and if it's not worth repairing I don't get that back. I could probably take it elsewhere but tbh I've just found a better and more modern one for £80 incl delivery, so is it really worth bothering fixing mine? I rather think not. Flippin toddlers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Scott just broke my camera. Flippin toddlers! Quick, check your video player. There's probably a slice of toast or some crayons lodged in it! I speak from bitter experience! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Quick, check your video player. There's probably a slice of toast or some crayons lodged in it!I speak from bitter experience! I don't have a VCR. I learned from my first breaking the drawer on my DVD player when he was a toddler. They're all out of reach now. I probably shouldn't touch anything else at all today. Little did I know, the camera was just the start of things. Since then I've managed to completely ruin a photo and spill a load of sugar all round the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I don't have a VCR. I learned from my first breaking the drawer on my DVD player when he was a toddler. They're all out of reach now.I probably shouldn't touch anything else at all today. Little did I know, the camera was just the start of things. Since then I've managed to completely ruin a photo and spill a load of sugar all round the kitchen. Have a lie down on the sofa with a cup of tea. Loose Women will be starting in an hour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Loose Women will be starting in an hour! Will you be phoning in to see if there are any going spare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Have a lie down on the sofa with a cup of tea. Loose Women will be starting in an hour! Aw, you sad you're missing it at work? What a seriously bloody awful programme. It's just women screeching about men. I could go into town any night of the week and listen go that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Will you be phoning in to see if there are any going spare? No....but if I could do, any one these would be fine... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I probably shouldn't touch anything else at all today. Little did I know, the camera was just the start of things. Since then I've managed to completely ruin a photo and spill a load of sugar all round the kitchen. I have wee bouts of that. I've normally got a good sense of balance and spacial awareness, but for a 3 or 4 days slot in every 3 months or so I'll suddenly become totally clumsy. It's stopped annoying me now, but I used to get really freaked out by it. There's no point in fighting it though. I just clear up whatever was spilt/broken/etc and accept it'll be over soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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