Raith Against The Machine Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 "Aw, Jack, ye sold ma coo!" That's what you get for leaving an impressionable child in charge of livestock, you daft bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 "Aw, Jack, ye sold ma coo!"That's what you get for leaving an impressionable child in charge of livestock, you daft bint. That's the real moral of that story Dunc. What was the moral behind Humpty Dumpty? Dont put eggs on walls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I'm not finished with that crazy arse yet! She's lucky he came back at all, never mind with magic beans. That bloke at the side of the road didn't have to say "Gies yer cow for these beans", he could've been there with one hand down his trousers, giving it "Gies the cow, or i'll pump ye full o' mah magic beans". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 That's the real moral of that story Dunc. What was the moral behind Humpty DumptyStuart Dickson? Dont put eggs DVD Players on walls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Dickson's DVD got thrown at a wall After which on the floor it did fall All the employees and good shopping folk Should have layed into the pipefitting joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 In Comet, a tantrum, A hissy fit, no less, No King's Horses here, Just a Panasonic mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Jack didn't get that raw a deal when you think about it. When the giant died he could have sold the massive body for research purposes and made a killing.Think of all the cows he could have bought his maw then! Lack of forward thinking cost him. Terrible. "Aw, Jack, ye sold ma coo!"That's what you get for leaving an impressionable child in charge of livestock, you daft bint. I'm not finished with that crazy arse yet!She's lucky he came back at all, never mind with magic beans. That bloke at the side of the road didn't have to say "Gies yer cow for these beans", he could've been there with one hand down his trousers, giving it "Gies the cow, or i'll pump ye full o' mah magic beans". Dickson's DVD got thrown at a wallAfter which on the floor it did fall All the employees and good shopping folk Should have layed into the pipefitting joke. In Comet, a tantrum,A hissy fit, no less, No King's Horses here, Just a Panasonic mess. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Mr Dickson Went to Comet In a hizzy fit. He threw his purchase At a concrete wall And never went there again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Jack didn't get that raw a deal when you think about it. When the giant died he could have sold the massive body for research purposes and made a killing.Think of all the cows he could have bought his maw then! Lack of forward thinking cost him. Terrible. Jack made a fortune showing off the golden harp and selling the golden eggs, so ultimately the magic beans proved fruitful and there was no need to sell the giant's body or anything. In many versions he even goes on to marry a beautiful princess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Jack made a fortune showing off the golden harp and selling the golden eggs, so ultimately the magic beans proved fruitful and there was no need to sell the giant's body or anything. In many versions he even goes on to marry a beautiful princess. You would appear to have read/been read a more thorough version of Jack and The Beanstalk than I ever did. My J&TB experience can be summed up in four lines:- Jack sold coo for magic beans. Jack climbs beanstalk. Giant takes exception to Jacks trespassing. Giant chases Jack, falls to his death. Maybe my Mum and Dad just couldn't be arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Polish first bus drivers in edinburgh. You don't have to drive like maniacs through the city centre you muppets, it's not a fuckin remake of speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I sprained my ankle on Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) Mr DicksonWent to Comet In a hizzy fit. He threw his purchase At a concrete wall And never went there again! Don't give up your day job. Jack sold coo for magic beans.Jack climbs beanstalk. Giant takes exception to Jacks trespassing. Giant chases Jack, falls to his death. Maybe my Mum and Dad just couldn't be arsed. No golden harp? No golden eggs? Surely you remember jack taking the hen with him? Edit: Goose, not hen! He took the goose that laid the golden egg. Edited July 20, 2008 by HGG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Im so hungry. I got back to Stirling really late, and there is no food in the house. Now Im here, Im in too much pain from shifting rubble to move again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Having got back from holiday I've discovered that my work have changed my shifts for next week - c***s. It's my niece's birthday on Thursday and they've changed my shifts to wed and thur and I can't work them so I am going to have to go in and argue with them tomorrow and probably have to drop two shifts. Back to reality with a blooming big bang 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Im so hungry. I got back to Stirling really late, and there is no food in the house. Now Im here, Im in too much pain from shifting rubble to move again. Sunday night insomnia club, you in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Sunday night insomnia club, you in? Christ no (or at least I hope not). I've spent the last 2 days destroying an old bathroom and carting away wheelbarrow after wheelbarrow of rubble. Im done in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Last monday i went over on my ankle at work. Today i did it again. Doh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Having got back from holiday I've discovered that my work have changed my shifts for next week - c***s.It's my niece's birthday on Thursday and they've changed my shifts to wed and thur and I can't work them so I am going to have to go in and argue with them tomorrow and probably have to drop two shifts. Back to reality with a blooming big bang Will you/and/or Monster be at Ochilview on Sunday? They charge £2 for students so I will head along 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I was taking my laptop back inside and I caught my arm on the door, dropped the laptop and took a huge chunk out my finger trying desperately to catch the laptop... Idiot! If this is what drinking in the afternoon does to you, I should probably avoid it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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