MattBairn Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I wasn't accusing KoL of being noise, I just mean that it's only just going to have started hearing what goes on in the outside world and has probably heard far more than was really necessary or suitable for it's delicate little ears! Its ok... I hear ya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I'm going back to my bed to see if lying down makes it any better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 To use a favourite phrase of my dear old Dad (my real one, not Monster, although I'm sure he'd agree):The problem with this world is that there's not enough people getting smacked in the mouth Oh, and if I don't eat something soon, I'm going to throw up. Probably shouldn't but I lol'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I wasn't accusing KoL of being noise, I just mean that it's only just going to have started hearing what goes on in the outside world and has probably heard far more than was really necessary or suitable for it's delicate little ears! The wee one will be fine! We were at a Foo Fighters gig when Carol was pregnant with Cole and now the wee manny bops his head whenever they're on. Coincidence? Probably. Hilarious? Definitely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 The wee one will be fine!We were at a Foo Fighters gig when Carol was pregnant with Cole and now the wee manny bops his head whenever they're on. Coincidence? Probably. Hilarious? Definitely! My eldest used to love Sheryl Crow and the Spice Girls when he was tiny, presumably because that was my "getting ready to go out" music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 My eldest used to love Sheryl Crow and the Spice Girls when he was tiny, presumably because that was my "getting ready to go out" music. Check your PM's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it. Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it.Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Probably shouldn't but I lol'd. Of course you should, it's one my favourite phrases my Dad ever taught me. In second place is the following: If ever we started a sentence with "I thought", my Mum always countered it with "Well, you know what thought done". I didn't know what thought done, but despite me asking her, she never told me. My Dad said it to me one day, so I asked him. His reply was "Thought he farted, but shit himself". Disgusting, but hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 (edited) Of course you should, it's one my favourite phrases my Dad ever taught me. In second place is the following:If ever we started a sentence with "I thought", my Mum always countered it with "Well, you know what thought done". I didn't know what thought done, but despite me asking her, she never told me. My Dad said it to me one day, so I asked him. His reply was "Thought he farted, but shit himself". Disgusting, but hilarious. Now my mum always said the "you know what thought did" one but my dad never followed through. Edited August 16, 2008 by Ayrgirl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Now my mum always said the "you know what thought did" one but my dad never followed through. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it.Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it.Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. Having read about your cider drinking exploits I am seriously considering sacking beer as my reality eradicator and going on the cider at the wedding I'm going to on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Having read about your cider drinking exploits I am seriously considering sacking beer as my reality eradicator and going on the cider at the wedding I'm going to on Saturday. Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly. Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly.Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. If my wife ever has cider i will be under the table hiding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Wee boys that run crying to Mummy just because they can't get their own way. Bless their cotton socks. Oh, and two-faced fuckers, they get right on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits? Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly.Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. I'll do that my big pal! It's Carols workmate that is getting married so I better take it easy anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits?Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* Nah, not them tits. They're not lactating yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits?Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* :green Another reason not to have children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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