Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Wee boys that run crying to Mummy just because they can't get their own way. Bless their cotton socks. Oh, and two-faced fuckers, they get right on my tits. And breathe........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 It's a good reason. My moobs have never quite recovered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 It's a good reason. My moobs have never quite recovered. Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Snape Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 If I ever have children I'll name them after whatever forum username comes out the hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Gave me the boak watching it and just did it again remembering it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Jeso. Did you have to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Soz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Seen it? I was in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Seen it? I was in it. For god sake is it not enough that if I turn my head I see that. Now it's in front of me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Brilliant t-shirt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 What a shit night out. Ive been out since midday, yet Im still sober, and I have the horrible feeling I was hamstringing my mates by picking fight with people. For once, I was ready to start a bit of chaos, ready to properly hit some people, but I was delayed. Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 What a shit night out. Ive been out since midday, yet Im still sober, and I have the horrible feeling I was hamstringing my mates by picking fight with people. For once, I was ready to start a bit of chaos, ready to properly hit some people, but I was delayed. Damn. I'm glad you dont go out in Kirkcaldy, you sound terrifying!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Monster, that's fucking unreal. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 What a shit night out. Ive been out since midday, yet Im still sober, and I have the horrible feeling I was hamstringing my mates by picking fight with people. For once, I was ready to start a bit of chaos, ready to properly hit some people, but I was delayed. Damn. Once upon a time........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Once upon a time........ Ach, have you never felt like the world owes you something? No matter what my provocation was, people shied away. At one point, my so called "friends" calmed some guy down who was going to hit me. I made my comments for a reason, hit me mother fukcker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Ach, have you never felt like the world owes you something? No matter what my provocation was, people shied away. At one point, my so called "friends" calmed some guy down who was going to hit me. I made my comments for a reason, hit me mother fukcker. Are you sure you're still sober? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Ach, have you never felt like the world owes you something? No matter what my provocation was, people shied away. At one point, my so called "friends" calmed some guy down who was going to hit me. I made my comments for a reason, hit me mother fukcker. Why try and entice someone to hit you? What is the point in that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Are you sure you're still sober? That's what I thought. For someone who pontificated about the behaviour of drunk people in Glasgow that post was quite unbelievable. Drunken behaviour is bad enough but sober - no excuse. Xbl - you should have went to the footie. Did you know we are top of the league? Woohoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Are you sure you're still sober? Im actually infuriatinglly sober. Ive been drinking since midday, Ive spent about £120, and yet I can still remember everythring, and Ive hit no-one. For me, this was it. I had some bad news by email, which yes, provoked me to make a fresh stasrt with my life, but I wanted to thump away the darkness. Only one guy wanted to hit me, and even then he was more or elss ineffective. I actually wanted someone to punch me, to knock sense into me, to hurt me, for I have not been hurt physically in long, long time. I need to know that I can take the physical torment, that it is still a good mask for emotional torment, and that Im still able to look after myself. Thats not too much to ask surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Im actually infuriatinglly sober. Ive been drinking since midday, Ive spent about £120, and yet I can still remember everythring, and Ive hit no-one. For me, this was it. I had some bad news by email, which yes, provoked me to make a fresh stasrt with my life, but I wanted to thump away the darkness.Only one guy wanted to hit me, and even then he was more or elss ineffective. I actually wanted someone to punch me, to knock sense into me, to hurt me, for I have not been hurt physically in long, long time. I need to know that I can take the physical torment, that it is still a good mask for emotional torment, and that Im still able to look after myself. Thats not too much to ask surely? Step away from the keyboard. Seriously - do yourself a favour - post no more tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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