Mallo_Madrid Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 At work, waiting aages for someone to make coffee after you made the last round.. Finally caving in, offering again only for people to say, "yes please, i was just about to make one" F*ck off! Liar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Our puppy has hemoraging gastreoentiritus, poor wee thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I have a headache,and had to go to the shops,it's windy and cold outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Back is killing me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The new Mr Muscle adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I've got so much work to do for my dissertation. I'll be in the library 12 hours + a day for the next 5 weeks. Suicide seems a decent option at this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 (edited) I've got so much work to do for my dissertation. I'll be in the library 12 hours + a day for the next 5 weeks. Suicide seems a decent option at this time. Cheer up Fudge, lad - it's never as bad as you think it's going to be. e.g. You aren't a Stirling Albion supporter and the last I heard you had a magnificent pair of chebs to fall back on. Edited November 10, 2008 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Cheer up Fudge, lad - it's never as bad as you think it's going to be. e.g. You aren't a Stirling Albion supporter and the last I heard you had a magnificent pair of chebs to fall back on. It is as bad as I think it will be. I'm just in the middle of doing the analysis and it's all so complicated and statistical. I'll really be struggling to get it in on time. Although no longer my girlfriend, i still get unlimited access to her chebs when i wish which cushions the blow, so to speak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 My three year old daughter went berserk with a felt tip pen over virtually every wall in the entire house today. It has all washed off thankfully but I lost the plot with her and ranted and raved and now I feel fucking terrible. I love her really but she probably feels lie I don't now. The wee soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowshedphil Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Reciepts. I hand over a note when I get my paper and then get a reciept the size of something the andrex dug would be proud of. Then in the same place see adverts for recycling?? Drives me mad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 My three year old daughter went berserk with a felt tip pen over virtually every wall in the entire house today. It has all washed off thankfully but I lost the plot with her and ranted and raved and now I feel fucking terrible. I love her really but she probably feels lie I don't now. The wee soul. The joys of being a father and i am afraid and i doesn't get any easier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The joys of being a father and i am afraid and i doesn't get any easier She is the devil. My son is absolutely no trouble at all. She is a nightmare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Mozzarella from a pizza that is hotter than the surface of the Sun, and sticks to you like super glue. I have a sore mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 agreed. fuckin painful. sore left wrist. its been getting worse over the last few days and now theres a wee lump. might have to get it checked oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 People who open windows (sometimes more than 1) on the bus when its fucking freezing outside :angry: Some fud done it today. He comes on the bus, and before he puts his arse on the seat he's opening two windows, I mean - how is he supposed to know its too bloody warm on the bus when he's just got on it? Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 15 minute burn time, I have to keep coming into the house to apply sun tan lotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 People without sufficient intelligence to take everything they will need outside with them, instead of having to repeatedly go in and out of the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Bloody work. A few weeks ago they sent out a memo stating that we would be getting paid on Christmas Eve. Some of the care staff complained as they felt this was too late for doing shopping, etc. They all signed a letter and it got sent to head office. Now they've sent out a fucking memo saying that we are getting paid on the 19th of December. All well and good you might think. Oh no - they are paying us 3 weeks wages to last until the 23rd of January. Thats 5 weeks over christmas and new year on 3 weeks wages. Thanks a lot you moaning faced Irvine hags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Having a cold, an ear infection and a dodgy tummy. I don't do things by halves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 On the one day that I satrt a day shift at 12 instead of 11, coupled with it also being the same day that I agree to work a double shift until 1am, and I wake up at 7 fucking 30am. Bollocks shit fuck bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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