Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, you freak. You have, haven't you? I 'Moonwalk' on them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, I really haven't!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 You have, haven't you? I 'Moonwalk' on them too. Bloody fifers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 No, I really haven't!! Give it a go the next time you are at the airport. Folk don't give you funny looks, honest! Bloody fifers You're just jealous of my travellator assisted Moonwalking and Speed skating abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Two prelims tomorrow. Not one, fucking two. Start at 9:15, end at 4:30. Tomorrow will not be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Wee one has conjunctivits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Fudge !!!!!! You bad man !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 That reminds me.Does anyone else pretend that they are ice skating on those moving floors in airports? I hate people who just stand on them and don't walk on them. Aren't you meant to walk down them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I hate people who just stand on them and don't walk on them. Aren't you meant to walk down them? Not too sure to be honest. Kilt will be able to tell us if he sees this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Not too sure to be honest.Kilt will be able to tell us if he sees this. It's not really that much of a pain,as you can also go along the walkway part at the sides. It's just that I thought they where meant to save you time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Does anyone else pretend that they are ice skating on those moving floors in airports? Give it a go the next time you are at the airport. Folk don't give you funny looks, honest! Oh yes I fucking well do! Kilt will be able to tell us if he sees this. All the feckin time mate! You also have the bright sparks who whizz to the end then start walking back against the flow so appearing to stand still. They think they're the one and only person to have ever done it when they're just another annoying tit getting in the way and showing off to their mates. Hil(fucking)arious NOT! And don't get me started on hen and stag parties with their oh so original Shazza's/Dazza's Ibiza Party 2009 T-Shirts, glittery cowboy hats or bride's Mum/Sister/Auntie badges and an 'L' plate stuck on the bride to be's chest! See, there are drawbacks to my jet-set style employment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 And don't get me started on hen and stag parties with their oh so original Shazza's/Dazza's Ibiza Party 2009 T-Shirts, glittery cowboy hats or bride's Mum/Sister/Auntie badges and an 'L' plate stuck on the bride to be's chest! I used to get this when i worked in Rose St.It is not funny and it is not original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Banks fucking about with charges. I've called them fuckwits three times these past three months to change my direct debit to the day after I get paid. They said they'd refund one of the charges then I can't claim anything back for a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 All the feckin time mate! You also have the bright sparks who whizz to the end then start walking back against the flow so appearing to stand still. They think they're the one and only person to have ever done it when they're just another annoying tit getting in the way and showing off to their mates. Hil(fucking)arious NOT! *Takes notes* Are you actually meant to walk on them or stand still though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Dance around and helicopter your penis. That should get you a nice strip search.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 *Takes notes*Are you actually meant to walk on them or stand still though? Most stand still (when they aren't pratting about) but it's preferable to walk, particularly when it's me as the only time I use it is when I'm escorting someone to a plane and I like to get them there as quickly as possible. Get in my way and I may arrest you for obstructing a member of the UK Border Agency in the course of their duties. Add that to your *notes*. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Dance around and helicopter your penis.That should get you a nice strip search.... You got wee hands Kilt? Most stand still (when they aren't pratting about) but it's preferable to walk, particularly when it's me as the only time I use it is when I'm escorting someone to a plane and I like to get them there as quickly as possible. Get in my way and I may arrest you for obstructing a member of the UK Border Agency in the course of their duties. Add that to your *notes*. I'll just speed skate away from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Fudge !!!!!! You bad man !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You got wee hands Kilt? I do actually. I also have access to high magnification scanners designed to identify forgeries! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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