xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 UK & Ireland use the same. Cheers lad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 When you get one of those colds that totally blocks your nose and you can't taste anything. Not only that but you can't breathe through your nose and you have to sit about with our gob hanging open and a lot of the time you dribble as well. I don't like those sorts of colds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 When you get one of those colds that totally blocks your nose and you can't taste anything. Not only that but you can't breathe through your nose and you have to sit about with our gob hanging open and a lot of the time you dribble as well. I don't like those sorts of colds. Ill buy you a really big packet of lozenges! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ill buy you a really big packet of lozenges! Animal tranquilizers might be better to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Animal tranquilizers might be better to be honest. I can try, but I'm not entirely sure what the staff at the 24 hour petrol station would make of a hairy man asking to buy a really big packet of animal tranquillisers at 1am on a Sunday morning. Awkward questions might be asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I can try, but I'm not entirely sure what the staff at the 24 hour petrol station would make of a hairy man asking to buy a really big packet of animal tranquillisers at 1am on a Sunday morning. Awkward questions might be asked. But I want to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 But I want to sleep The cry of many a P&Ber. You should go and find the nocturnal thread if you're staying up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 But I want to sleep Can you not just lick a toad? Or does that only happen in fiction? What other possible reason would there be to keep toads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Can you not just lick a toad? Or does that only happen in fiction? What other possible reason would there be to keep toads? Renton asked me to pass on a message to you... "GEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIITUPYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He may have been slightly inebriated (as I am just now), because he'd just finished singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 (edited) Renton asked me to pass on a message to you..."GEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIITUPYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He may have been slightly inebriated (as I am just now), because he'd just finished singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC". Its a shame I didn't get into Tutties pre match. We would have made it, but myself and Enigma had to take a 20 minute break in Dundee while we waited for my lovely new car to stop being on fire. Edited to add, it wasn't actually on fire, but it was a scary moment, Enigma was standing by with fire extinguisher. Its going into the garage when Im back. Edited March 22, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 He may have been slightly inebriated (as I am just now), because he'd just finished singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC". I just tried it. Singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC" doesn't make you inebriated at all. Lies. It's all lies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Can you not just lick a toad? Or does that only happen in fiction? What other possible reason would there be to keep toads? They eat crickets. Duh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 They eat crickets.Duh And you haven't taken one round to your parents' yet to sort out their noisy cricket problem? Shame on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I just tried it. Singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC" doesn't make you inebriated at all. Lies. It's all lies! Maybe it only works in Arbroath, or in the open air. It was definitely working for Renton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 And you haven't taken one round to your parents' yet to sort out their noisy cricket problem? Shame on you. Dont want to risk losing a toad under the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Dont want to risk losing a toad under the fridge. Aye, thats her lickin' toad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Dont want to risk losing a toad under the fridge. They keep a fridge in your old room? He should be under the floorboards on a mission! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 They keep a fridge in your old room? He should be under the floorboards on a mission! Eh! No the cricket managed to get downstairs into the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Packing for a week in Dublin. I don't want to go, my work isn't good enough, and I frankly don't give a f**k about this boring fucking conference. Plus I'm not going to be able to skive as my supervisor is going to be spending the week there. Plus I'm an idiot, and managed to book the wrong flights, so I'm going to be going from Edinburgh to Dublin via Southampton. I just want to sleep in my own bed and get some peace to get all my outstanding work done. On another note, does anyone know if they use British plug sockets in Ireland? I genuinely have no idea. You complete and utter melon. How did you manage that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 People arguing in public. Especially people arguing in public in the wee small hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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