philpy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 No way, I refuse to believe this, simply because:YOU DA MAN!!!!11 LOOOOUUUUUUDAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!1! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Got back from the long weekend to find this email waiting for me: Dear All,Colleagues will be sorry to hear that xxx had a stroke yesterday and is recovering in hospital. Her husband has asked that they are not contacted until the situation becomes clearer. Any news will, of course, be passed on to everyone. She's one of the good guys too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 In the light of all the understandable doom and gloom on here, perhaps my wee faux pas may raise a bit of a smile. It's just been pointed out to me by a colleague that I have stamped all today's incoming mail as being "Received on 72nd May 2009" It was early, the 'incoming' stamp was upside down and I wheeled the wrong date wheel, okay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Two of my bests customers parcels have gone awol,overnight between London and Edinburgh. I hope all goes well with the wee lad,that is really tough,maybe i should count my lucky stars... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 PTTGOYN: Found out my friends aren't actually my friends, they've been taking the piss out of me behind my back for ages Keep the head up young man! It's better that you find out what they are like now rather than wasting more time under false pretences. You seem like you need to get a 'f**k it' attitude about you though and not let arseholes like that bother you. Also, stop trying to get a ride from your confidence coach, it's going to end badly either way. 1) You manage to shag her and you become a super confident/arrogant tosser that nobody likes or...... 2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Keep the head up young man!It's better that you find out what they are like now rather than wasting more time under false pretences. You seem like you need to get a 'f**k it' attitude about you though and not let arseholes like that bother you. Also, stop trying to get a ride from your confidence coach, it's going to end badly either way. 1) You manage to shag her and you become a super confident/arrogant tosser that nobody likes or...... 2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying. However, with his brand new 'f**k it' attitude he won't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying. At leasat he'd be guaranteed some action on a regular basis if he was in Peterhead chokey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 However, with his brand new 'f**k it' attitude he won't care. At leasat he'd be guaranteed some action on a regular basis if he was in Peterhead chokey! Both good points. Inmate - "Fafc1885, big Rab the Rapist said he's gonny split ye in half" Fafc1885 - "f**k it!!" *Drops trousers* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Both good points.Inmate - "Fafc1885, big Rab the Rapist said he's gonny split ye in half" Fafc1885 - "f**k it!!" *Drops trousers* fafc1885: "YOU DA MAN!" Rab the Rapist: "Aye, and you're the wumman. Bend over." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Both good points.Inmate - "Fafc1885, big Rab the Rapist said he's gonny split ye in half" Fafc1885 - "f**k it!!" *Drops trousers* fafc1885: "YOU DA MAN!"Rab the Rapist: "Aye, and you're the wumman. Bend over." i go away for my lunch and come back to find me apparently being raped in Peterhead prison by Rab the Rapist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 fafc1885: "YOU DA MAN!"Rab the Rapist: "Aye, and you're the wumman. Bend over." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 f**k sake man, i cannae read this thread without him postings wee insignificant shite posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 f**k sake man, i cannae read this thread without him postings wee insignificant shite posts. is that better? i deleted all the posts i put that i thought were shite and insignificant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Xbox live has died. Same thing has happened to my mates so I'm assuming (hoping) that its something to do with our area... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 is that better? i deleted all the posts i put that i thought were shite and insignificant Don't listen to their pish. This is the "petty" nags thread. Post what you like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 wHEN YOU TYPE A LONG SENTENCE AND RELISE THAT YOU HAVE STARTED WITH A SMALL LETTER,AND TYPED THE REST IN CAPITOLS.....fUmE . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 (edited) That's tragic Keith, all the best to the boy and your mate PTTGOYN: It's my Gran's funeral tomorrow, I've never actually been to a funeral before so I have no idea how it'll affect me... I was the same when I was at my Great Uncle's funeral 3/4 years ago. It ended up being a lovely service, and a good send off too. He was a Morton man at heart and after the reception a few of us took a trip up north to watch Brechin vs Morton that night. A fitting end to the day, that's for sure. Edited May 27, 2009 by The Naitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 f**k sake man, i cannae read this thread without him postings wee insignificant shite posts. Is that not what it's for? PTTGOYN - Bullies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Don't listen to their pish. This is the "petty" nags thread. Post what you like. Agreed! Stand up for yourself man, when someone doesn't like what you've got to say, tell them to go f**k themself. Don't be a pushover! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 My burd wont take it up the shitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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