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Related to Dunc's above post ( I can't be arsed going back and quoting it). My girlfriend got her mother a Birthday Card and wrote 'To Mum, love Liam and Kim'.

Fucks that about? I'm now calling her mum am I?

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Jesus, don't be so precious! It wasn't to do with you personally, you were just a handy example. It was a general moan about people who did it. The Gray Ghosts flatmate frequently says that she was out with X and Y...but The Gray Ghost doesn't know who X and Y are, and nor does The Gray Ghost care who X and Y are. You were nothing more than a convenient, off the top of the head example. Now, get over yourself.

That haircut's gone to his head! :lol:

People that burble on ad nauseam about their hair.

Every second post it's hair this...hair that.

I don't care about their hair!

Here, here, well said Monster! ;):D

Related to Dunc's above post ( I can't be arsed going back and quoting it). My girlfriend got her mother a Birthday Card and wrote 'To Mum, love Liam and Kim'.

Fucks that about? I'm now calling her mum am I?

It'll be the engagement ring and the wedding plans next, mate! :ph34r::(

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People that burble on ad nauseam about their hair.

Every second post it's hair this...hair that.

I don't care about their hair!

Thats a hair enough comment. From now on, the Gray Ghost shall take hair not to mention that which should not be mentioned.

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Men who walk around supermarkets with their tops off. Yes, I know its a hot day but you're sweating all over the fruit and veg. The place is inevitably busy as well so it means I have to try and squeeze past one of these sweaty cretins when they stop in front of me with no warning and block the aisle. They are almost guaranteed to have some hideous tattoos as well e.g. Old Firm badges which look like they have been scrawled by a five year old.

Tesco stores won't let you in without a shirt on, I'd have thought it'd be like that in most supermarkets?

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Tesco stores won't let you in without a shirt on, I'd have thought it'd be like that in most supermarkets?

I was in a Tesco today and there were two guys without shirts on.

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Men who walk around supermarkets with their tops off. Yes, I know its a hot day but you're sweating all over the fruit and veg.

That is the weakest justification The Gray Ghost has ever heard. "sweating all over the fruit and veg". The Gray Ghost can understand if you don't like it, but because people are "sweating all over the fruit and veg"? You'll have to think of a better one than that! :lol:

For the record, The Gray Ghost keeps his shirt on, but thats because he's fat and has moobs. If The Gray Ghost had a rippling 6 pack, then he would be keeping his shirt off as much as possible.

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Okay dokes. A lot of Tesco stores won't let you in without a shirt on.

They do things differently in Port Glasgow. I wouldn't be surprised if on a particularly scorching day this summer going shirtless was made mandatory, with free tattoos for the under-12s.

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Imagine trying to squeeze past two shirtless, sweaty, hairy fat men in the booze aisle who both stand up at the same time, transferring their bodily fluids (sweat, ya dirty buggers) onto your bare arms and freshly washed white t-shirt.

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Related to Dunc's above post ( I can't be arsed going back and quoting it). My girlfriend got her mother a Birthday Card and wrote 'To Mum, love Liam and Kim'.

Fucks that about? I'm now calling her mum am I?

To be fair, other than you buying a separate card and writing "Happy Birthday (let's call her) Jean", yer burd's not got much other choice. If she wrote her mum's name, rather than mum, it would just be creepy, unless she regularly calls her by her first name.

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Imagine trying to squeeze past two shirtless, sweaty, hairy fat men in the booze aisle who both stand up at the same time, transferring their bodily fluids (sweat, ya dirty buggers) onto your bare arms and freshly washed white t-shirt.

I've got a semi now.

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No one should ever walk around in public with no top on, ever. I don't want to see it. Do it in your own back garden, I might possibly accept the beach, since I rarely ever go to anywhere dirt meets water for the sake of enjoyment, but never, ever in the street, supermarket, beer garden or anywhere I'm likely to be.

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No one should ever walk around in public with no top on, ever. I don't want to see it. Do it in your own back garden, I might possibly accept the beach, since I rarely ever go to anywhere dirt meets water for the sake of enjoyment, but never, ever in the street, supermarket, beer garden or anywhere I'm likely to be.

A mate of mines had his top off in a beer garden and he got stung on the nipple :lol::lol::lol:

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