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Look son, you're 16 years old now. You should be paying your own phone bills.

You not have a part time job?

Pfft.

I've been looking for work for weeks. Can I ask how old you are?

I see you're 24, not as old as what I expected.

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The contract is kind of a birthday present.. Nah, still at school till christmas.

Ah I see, that's forgivable then.

Pfft.

I've been looking for work for weeks. Can I ask how old you are?

I see you're 24, not as old as what I expected.

Yes i'm 24. I'm just teasing (sort of) - are there no bars near you that require glass collectors or anything though?

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You have to be 18 to work in a bar do you not?

Yep. I inquired at Thornton golf course, and because the bar is in the same room as where you eat, you have to be 18.

What do they expect me to do!? Drink the dregs of a half pint of heavy!?

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Got knee'd in the head tonight at training! Exact same situation as Cech. Got abit of a 'ache now..

Here's hoping you won't need to wear a helmet everytime you play football, making you look like a special.

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I'm disappointed that Petr Cech has never "done" anything with his ol' headgear.

Stick some floppy rabbit ears on at Easter or something, you boring brain damaged p***k!

Oh that would be SO good! :D

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The Gray Ghost is really tired, but is afraid to go to sleep, The Gray Ghost evidently ate something dodgy for tea, which has caused him to have to run to the bog time and time again. The Gray Ghost is too scared to sleep in case the worst should happen. Its going to be a long night, and The Gray Ghost has had a sore stomach on and off for a couple hours so far.

And what was it that was so dodgy? What exotic food did The Gray Ghost eat for tea? Well, The Gray Ghost was feeling lazy so just had a plate of oven chips with a bit of grated cheese on them. How the hell can oven chips cause what feels like borderline swine flu?

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