Hank Scorpio Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Getting up for work!! I've had the square root of f**k all to do since the 1st of the month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I appear to have acquired a midgie bite on my left nipple. Repeatedly scratching one's tit whilst sat in an office full of women is likely to land me a place on the register. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I appear to have acquired a midgie bite on my left nipple. Repeatedly scratching one's tit whilst sat in an office full of women is likely to land me a place on the register. Just announce out loud that "A MIDGIE HAS BITTEN MY TIT!" then folk'll know that you're not being pervy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Just announce out loud that "A MIDGIE HAS BITTEN MY TIT!" then folk'll know that you're not being pervy. I believe they prefer dwarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Just announce out loud that "A MIDGIE HAS BITTEN MY TIT!" then folk'll know that you're not being pervy. I'm thinking that a placard would be more appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Just found out I knew the lad that died at Rockness on Saturday. Utterly tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The lad Ryan Munro? Deepest sympathies Reina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I'm thinking that a placard would be more appropriate. Or send a circular.... 'Wearealldoomed is scratching his tit because a midgie bit it, not because he is trying to turn you on'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Or send a circular....'Wearealldoomed is scratching his tit because a midgie bit it, not because he is trying to turn you on'. That wuld be no more ludicrous than a good 50% of the office wide circulars in here anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Or send a circular....'Wearealldoomed is scratching his tit because a midgie bit it, not because he is trying to turn you on'. "however, feel free to lend a hand if you wish" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 college. i'm being made to go in until the start of July to do f**k all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 The lad Ryan Munro? Deepest sympathies Reina. No, James Smith. He was a lovely lad, it's really sad. Was there someone else who died this year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I searched Rockness death on Google, and Ryan Munro was the first name that came back. I just assumed it was him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Is that not the kid that died last year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Is that not the kid that died last year? Yeah, it is. I never saw the date the first time I checked. Sad, sad news indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 They won't let me go and see the dog I sponsor because it tries to rip the face off anyone it doesn't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 They won't let me go and see the dog I sponsor because it tries to rip the face off anyone it doesn't know. I'd see that as more of a RTBC tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 They won't let me go and see the dog I sponsor because it tries to rip the face off anyone it doesn't know. Did it complete the marathon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Did it complete the marathon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Anti climax wanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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