Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Well I am definately female, think it's the tits that give it away. The last time I wore a dress was when I was 14 and forced to do so. I don't like clothes shopping and would much rather be at a football game (yes even this season). I'm not keen on puppies or kittens but consider baby stick insects and snails to be quite cute. Rather than go out on a Friday or Saturday night I'd rather trapse about the countryside during the day getting covered in mud then coming back for a bath and watching a film. The last time I wore high heels I ended up on the bonnet of someone's car (they helpfully allowed me to hang onto the windscreen wipers and drove me very slowly over the frozen car park to where my car was). I like having big house spiders in my house (they eat the escaped crickets). I can tell you the names of all the football grounds in the SPL and First division but if one of my girlfriends asks what I think of the latest celebrity heart-throb I have to do a google image search. Even after doing so I normally still don't have a fucking clue who they are. So yeah a lady by name but not by nature. The tit bit was evidence enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Well I am definately female, think it's the tits that give it away. The last time I wore a dress was when I was 14 and forced to do so. I don't like clothes shopping and would much rather be at a football game (yes even this season). I'm not keen on puppies or kittens but consider baby stick insects and snails to be quite cute. Rather than go out on a Friday or Saturday night I'd rather trapse about the countryside during the day getting covered in mud then coming back for a bath and watching a film. The last time I wore high heels I ended up on the bonnet of someone's car (they helpfully allowed me to hang onto the windscreen wipers and drove me very slowly over the frozen car park to where my car was). I like having big house spiders in my house (they eat the escaped crickets). I can tell you the names of all the football grounds in the SPL and First division but if one of my girlfriends asks what I think of the latest celebrity heart-throb I have to do a google image search. Even after doing so I normally still don't have a fucking clue who they are. So yeah a lady by name but not by nature. Ma kinda wummin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies4eva Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 you can buy other flavours of wotsits in multi packs, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I might have work Fri,and i thought i was going o be off!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I might have work Fri,and i thought i was going o be off!! Our depot is shut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Apparently it's going to be snowing heavily on Tuesday. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Apparently it's going to be snowing heavily on Tuesday. f**k off. Just saw that on the BBC website ... just when we thought we'd be well shot of the stuff as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) Edit: No, never mind. I'm not that mean. Edited March 28, 2010 by Lyn-Marie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Edit: No, never mind. I'm not that mean. What did you say?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 When Upton Park is referred to as the Boyeln Ground. I know it's the proper name, but i don't like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Our depot is shut Aye ..i know u guys are off...We do a bit of work for Brewery,s so with it being a busy weekend, i may have to go in. Also all the clowns that have forgotten that you guys are off will want same days....still if i am a good boy i make the whole weekend. My boss and regional manager seem to be impressed with my work so far!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I feel guilty when I waste water. It annoys me the way I feel -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Our depot is shut Ours is shutting. Fly buggers tried to sell the land for housing, rejected on 10 different issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Bush Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I feel guilty when I waste water. It annoys me the way I feel Bathe in your piss then.....Simples 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) Rodney Bewe's character in Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads. What a pathetic basturt. Edited March 28, 2010 by Gall09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) For a while now I've been wanting a tattoo. So i had a think and came up with getting some Arabic on my wrist. I mentioned it to my dad and he snapped into being a dick about it. His first argument was about the Army's policy on tattoos. I looked it up, and it's fine. Secondly, "what if they send you to Afghanistan and you've got fuckin Arabic on you?!" I couldn't really get what he was on about. Now apparently I'm talking pish and raging as he was he couldn't let it go. In sheer rage he told me to get my room cleaned. Might get 'Dad' to Pisa him off.. Edited March 28, 2010 by MarvMarvSuperMarv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 For a while now I've been wanting a tattoo. So i had a think and came up with getting some Arabic on my wrist. I mentioned it to my dad and he snapped into being a dick about it. His first argument was about the Army's policy on tattoos. I looked it up, and it's fine. Secondly, "what if they send you to Afghanistan and you've got fuckin Arabic on you?!" I couldn't really get what he was on about. Now apparently I'm talking pish and raging as he was he couldn't let it go. In sheer rage he told me to get my room cleaned. Might get 'Dad' to Pisa him off.. In thirty years time, you'll agree with your Dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 In thirty years time, you'll agree with your Dad. Thirty years is a long long way away. I'll sort that out when it comes.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cj20 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Sky Broadband. It only gives me a reception in some places in my flat and even then the signal is poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Thirty years is a long long way away. I'll sort that out when it comes.. Go to your room and don't come out until I tell you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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