Monster Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Why is your dad younger than you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 This little fecker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Edit: FFS - a Red Spot for that and so quickly? The internet Red Spotter Fannies really are on the ball. Hey, that's got to be worth a few Red Spots from the internet Red Spotter Fannies. -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Why is your dad younger than you? He doesn't support Stirling Albion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 This little fecker He's great value for any student of humanity though. Not content with ridiculing the quality of education in Brechin using sentences that would make a four year old blush, he's now decided that David Villa is the best striker in the world. See you on the other side of the Bell Curve, indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Excellent summary. The wonder of mime expressing emotion better than words. Have a green spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrah Swango Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 At the risk of pointing out the blindingly obvious, who are "they"? Foreigners? As for Sutton01 though, that sounds seriously screwed up. I think you'll find if they don't wipe it, and you mention taking legal advice, they'll think again. yeah I was referring to Johnny Foreigner. Sorry, I was only taking the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 The Phoenix doesn't care though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 The Phoenix doesn't care though. PS It wasnae me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 On my iPod do can't mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 So**** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Thanks lichtie but unfortunately, he's actually in hospital (which makes it even worse). He's 87 and suffering from heart failure, which has led to all sorts of problems, one of which is a serious infection on his leg, which weeps fluid constantly. Funny you should mention your old man. I was reading the Locked Doors/XBL/Factions/Agendas/Clabrian mafia thread earlier and you say you wouldn't mind your dad getting stolen. Then you offered someone money to ''take him away''. That was a funny thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Champions league highlights. Steve Ryder just came out with "It must be doubly disappointing for Man Utd, knowing it was straight forward opponents in the semi" Just been knocked out, and there still calling everyone else pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) The sports show that STV have on. I've seen it advertised a couple of times, and I decided to have a wee sneak peak to see what it's like. The grey-haired c**t said "Arjen van Robben". Nae more. Edited April 8, 2010 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 No college today...but still have to be in at work instead I could have been getting out of my bed right now instead of being up at 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Funny you should mention your old man. I was reading the Locked Doors/XBL/Factions/Agendas/Clabrian mafia thread earlier and you say you wouldn't mind your dad getting stolen. Then you offered someone money to ''take him away''. That was a funny thread. I'd forgotten about that. Right now the NHS would probably pay to have him stolen. His body may be weak but his tongue is still strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 People who refer to Edinburgh as "The Burgh". Cringeworthy in the extreme. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I can't get on to my groupwise email thingy and it's doing my nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Rupert Murdoch is hiding The Times online behind a paywall from June. This is the gay, because I've gotten into the habit of reading their Sport news pretty much every day. I agree man, it's fucking bollocks. The comment and debate pieces over the last few weeks have been of the very highest calibre. I might actually subscribe to the site because it's just that good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 The sinking feeling you get when the £550 excess appears in your head is incredible. I thought back to when I actually hired the car. The woman behind the counter and I had a little chuckle about it. "Excess waiver insurance? Oh ho ho, I'm not planning to crash, am I? Ho ho ho!" Pride has truly come before a fall on the top floor of the Waitrose car park. Waitrose in Glasgow? I don't remember seeing any bollards up there, unless it was the Hilton's car park. It's still fairly tight up there anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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