An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Got an early birthday present from the NHS yesterday..... ...which really cheered me up as I reach 50 next Sunday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Two stupid mothers this morning. The first one was sitting in the fornt of a car holding her baby on her knees!. The scond was in town while crossing the road,her bag fell off the buggy while she was crossing the road,so what did she do...She stoped half way across with baby in buggy in the road to pick her bag up!. I'm sure your kids safty is more fucking important than stoping in the middle of the road to pick your shopping bag up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) Be thankful it isn't a prostate examination on your birthday, kilt!! Edited May 27, 2010 by endieinreekie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I dont know if it's just the computer which i'm using at college, but it seems to be all over the place at the moment. At times, the 'view new posts' links and everything around it go missing, the posts get crammed into the side the space left is replaced with nothing but a light blue background. Am i the only one?... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Away 2010 is working perfectly here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Be thankful it isn't a prostate examination on your birthday, kilt!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I dont know if it's just the computer which i'm using at college, but it seems to be all over the place at the moment. At times, the 'view new posts' links and everything around it go missing, the posts get crammed into the side the space left is replaced with nothing but a light blue background. Am i the only one?... Ive had that a couple of times today, just hit refresh and it should sort itself out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Just got a phone call from the school demanding that I come in and pay 2.50 (TWO POUNDS FIFTY) for the rest of my prom ticket. Tight b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) Just got a phone call from the school demanding that I come in and pay 2.50 (TWO POUNDS FIFTY) for the rest of my prom ticket. Tight b*****ds. Why haven't you paid the gargantuan sum of 2.50 (TWO POUNDS FIFTY) then? Tight b*****d. Edited May 27, 2010 by endieinreekie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 As if Kilt doesn't get hounded with enough red dots, he's only away to get his sphincter checked out. Yikes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Why haven't you paid the gargantuan sum of 2.50 (TWO POUNDS FIFTY) then? Tight b*****d. Cos I forgot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 £2.50 !?!?! Where the f**k is your prom? The Leisure Centre?! I paid £30 quid for mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 It's 32.50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Erm, I meant mine was £200. Dunno why I said £30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Aye but you probably took a munter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 As if Kilt doesn't get hounded with enough red dots, he's only away to get his sphincter checked out. Yikes! Nope! Not yet. It simply appears to involve one of my jobby's, a spatula and a plastic pot. On the plus side, to get my stuff tested, I get to post my pot of shit to Dungdee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Aye but you probably took a munter. Nah, she wasn't bad. Mind I had hair two years ago. Sex appeal etc. Nope! Not yet. It simply appears to involve one of my jobby's, a spatula and a plastic pot. On the plus side, to get my stuff tested, I get to post my pot of shit to Dungdee! There's one of them in our bathroom cupboard. I've always wandered what it is. Now I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Blair, you've NEVER had sex appeal mate. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Blair, you've NEVER had sex appeal mate. :lol: Ladies and gentlemen: TwisteH. A man, who, when recently offered the chance to touch a pair of chebs, politely refused the invitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Ladies and gentlemen: TwisteH. A man, who, when recently offered the chance to touch a pair of chebs, politely refused the invitation. I think the good people of P&B know by now that that is one invitation I would not refuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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