Andy Dufresne Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The last 24 hours have been a nightmare and not because of bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Is that the Bill Bailey lookalike? Aye, but to be honest most of them are shite. One of them has an arse like a sideboard and a stupid spelling of the name 'Tracy', one of them sings and her mouth turns into the shape of the Cheetos tiger yelping, AND she wears stupid MC hammer trousers, one of them models herself on Gwen Stefani then mumbled through something from The Jungle Book. The girl band is so out of tune I thought it was the Frog Chorus at first. The boy band are so uncomfortable and young I thought they were just killing time in detention before Popeye Scruton let them go home. It's honestly completely shambolic now. They should take it out to the lower field and shoot it in the heid like they've done to Big Brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Aye, but to be honest most of them are shite. One of them has an arse like a sideboard and a stupid spelling of the name 'Tracy', one of them sings and her mouth turns into the shape of the Cheetos tiger yelping, AND she wears stupid MC hammer trousers, one of them models herself on Gwen Stefani then mumbled through something from The Jungle Book. The girl band is so out of tune I thought it was the Frog Chorus at first. The boy band are so uncomfortable and young I thought they were just killing time in detention before Popeye Scruton let them go home. It's honestly completely shambolic now. They should take it out to the lower field and shoot it in the heid like they've done to Big Brother. FFS big man, Say what you feel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The MOBO awards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The wife wanted to watch Piers "smarmy cnut" Morgans interview with Cheryl "i'm still hurting" Cole, fucking hell, depressing stuff. She cried more than a Clyde fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The wife wanted to watch Piers "smarmy cnut" Morgans interview with Cheryl "i'm still hurting" Cole, fucking hell, depressing stuff. She cried more than a Clyde fan We hit the woodwork four times the day though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Insomnia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Insomnia. I hear that Bro. beer will hopefully help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I hear that Bro. beer will hopefully help I had a few glasses of wine last night and i was really tired around 8pm. But by 1 in the morning i might as well get up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I think I've just wiped everything (and I mean everything) off my desktop hard drive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Old Firm buses leaving Dunfermline. It really shouldn't annoy me but it is this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Old Firm buses leaving Dunfermline. It really shouldn't annoy me but it is this morning. Gets on my wick too. Must be worse for the likes of yerselves though. I mean, Albion are a relatively newish club with not a lot of history and have been stuck in the fitba wilderness for donkeys years, whereas the Pars have a great history and are still a decent sized club with a good support. Why the fcuk would anyone from there ever feel the need to jump on a bus to Glasgow to get a fitba fix? Makes nae sense to me. It's even worse when you hear of these buses leaving Edinburgh, Dundee, and especially Aberdeen. In an ideal world, the two of them would upsticks and move to Belfast and Dublin, and join whatever tinpot Atlantic League they want, and leave the rest of us to get on with it. There's a Celtic fan who sits next to me in the office who is one of those completely ignorant Celtic fans who genuinely believes that fans of other teams have to favour one side of the OF, and that no-one is in the slightest bit interested in any game which doesn't feature either of the cúnts. I know I shouldn't let him get to me, but it bugs me senseless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Old firm fans are ballsacks of the highest order. Every single one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 It has to be said though, it really irks him when I constantly remind him that Albion have won a championship more recently than Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Pains in my knees. God old age ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Pains in my knees. God old age ... I'm 17 and I have pains in my knees and back, especially after I play football, they're unbearable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I'm 17 and I have pains in my knees and back, especially after I play football, they're unbearable. Bang go your plans to be the next Wayne Rooney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I need to get some shopping done, but as my local supermarket is Parkhead, I'm stuck in the house. Now I know how Cinderella felt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Bang go your plans to be the next Wayne Rooney. I'm ever so slightly better looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Bang go your plans to be the next Carlos Tevez I'm ever so slightly better looking. That better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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