Sweet Pete Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Going out for a few drinks to celebrate one of the guy's birthdays, and everyone will be with their girlfriend except me, cause she's a fucking arsehole. Pigs in knickers, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smit Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Going out for a few drinks to celebrate one of the guy's birthdays, and everyone will be with their girlfriend except me, cause I've kinda went and broke her arsehole. fixed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 And I repeat, he didn't seem particularly whistle happy to me. And I repeat, he did to me. He wasn't card happy, but for the first 35 minutes he stopped the game constantly when he didn't have to, despite usually being a decent referee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Yeah, and Heston's the authority on kitchen best practice. After all he's got a perfect record when it comes to, oh, seafood and the like. touche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Getting woke up by a Squirrel going tonto on my windowsill. Quite a surreal thing to see this early on a Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Getting woke up by a Squirrel going tonto on my windowsill. Quite a surreal thing to see this early on a Sunday morning. The Lone Ranger on Silver would have been more surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Morning Mr P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Morning Mr P You obviously haven't looked too closely, Noah is rowing down Windsor Drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 You obviously haven't looked too closely, Noah is rowing down Windsor Drive. merrily? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 merrily? Aye, just out from a lock in at TRH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Never understood the fear of insects, untill now. My flatmate came knocking on my door in a bit of a panic, because there was a tiny wee beatle in a bowl in the kitchen. Went through and had a look round the place, when we pulled back the wood beneath the kitchen cabinets there was hundreds of wee b*****ds running around underneath it. My fucking skin is itchy all over now, disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Never understood the fear of insects, untill now. My flatmate came knocking on my door in a bit of a panic, because there was a tiny wee beatle in a bowl in the kitchen. Went through and had a look round the place, when we pulled back the wood beneath the kitchen cabinets there was hundreds of wee b*****ds running around underneath it. My fucking skin is itchy all over now, disgusting. Paul McCartney? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Paul McCartney? As soon as I read my post back I knew that would be the response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 As soon as I read my post back I knew that would be the response. Let it be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Let it be. I wanna hold your hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I wanna hold your hand Hello. Goodbye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Paul McCartney? Let it be. I wanna hold your hand Christ, you pun merchants all Come Together, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Christ, you pun merchants all Come Together, don't you? Get back to where you once belonged. We can work it out. PS I love you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 'Banter' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Get back to where you once belonged. We can work it out. PS I love you. Thanks. I was thinking about getting the Revolver out, that's how distressing my Beatles situation was. That was Yesterday though, I'm now sure I can get by with a little help from my friends, my attitude to these little b*****ds is very much Live and Let Die. That's it, I'm all out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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