Ad Lib Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The gas has been switched off for at least four hours now by the useless fuckers trying to fix the problem in the area. Cos it's fine, we don't at all want hot running water or cooked food, continue to proceed at your leisurely pace. If we had less fat manual workers spouting drivel on internet forums this country wouldn't be broke all the time. Use electricity you backward Greenockian douchebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What the f**k is wrong with you man? What would you say if you answered the phone to a scammer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What would you say if you answered the phone to a scammer? I normally just tell them to go away and remove me from their list, but they've been more frequent of late and it's prompted me just to start wasting as much of their time as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What would you say if you answered the phone to a scammer? "What ye wearing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) Use electricity you backward Greenockian douchebag. Who the f**k uses electricity to heat their boiler and cook food in the oven? Might as well have a fucking wood-burning stove for all the use that is. Edited May 19, 2011 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The gas has been switched off for at least four hours now by the useless fuckers trying to fix the problem in the area. Cos it's fine, we don't at all want hot running water or cooked food, continue to proceed at your leisurely pace. If we had less fat manual workers spouting drivel on internet forums this country wouldn't be broke all the time. Sounds like a perfect excuse to order a curry to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Where is he, anyway? Has he been banned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Sounds like a perfect excuse to order a curry to me. The latest update from the Dickson select is that when demolishing some house in the area they've hit a pipe like a right bunch of fucktards would and don't know where it is. They've been searching for 12 hours, still haven't found it but 'hope to have it back on by the end of the weekend'. That's unacceptable, in a proper country they'd have one manual worker taken out and shot on the hour every hour until they fixed the problem, instead of sitting around in vans drinking tea. This may require living in an Indian restaurant never mind a phone-in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Who the f**k uses electricity to heat their boiler and cook food in the oven? A lot of people including me, my parents, and anyone else whose building has no gas connection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Who the f**k uses electricity to heat their boiler and cook food in the oven? The 21st century? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 This may require living in an Indian restaurant never mind a phone-in. I'm not gonna lie to you that sounds fucking brilliant. You're one lucky b*****d. I propose thr motion that this 'complaint' is moved to the RTBC thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) A lot of people including me, my parents, and anyone else whose building has no gas connection? No gas connection? Is it located in the 14th Century? Do they cook with the tiny useless hotplate cookers you get in cheap holiday apartments? The 21st century? I asked 'Who?' - you've lost your touch. Edited May 19, 2011 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 This is better!!! all these fecking game threads are pish!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Who the f**k uses electricity to heat their boiler and cook food in the oven? Might as well have a fucking wood-burning stove for all the use that is. I have never seen a gas oven in my life. Even places I've been with a gas hob have electric ovens. Perhaps you're the one that needs to come out of the 1970s... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Where is he, anyway? Has he been banned? Oh yeah, he's not really been around since the election...maybe he's emigrated? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Oh yeah, he's not really been around since the election...maybe he's emigrated? Prob giving Auld Maggie the kiss of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I have never seen a gas oven in my life. Even places I've been with a gas hob have electric ovens. Perhaps you're the one that needs to come out of the 1970s... If you haven't made a cheese toastie under a gas grill oven then you haven't lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Who the f**k uses electricity to heat their boiler and cook food in the oven? Might as well have a fucking wood-burning stove for all the use that is. Shocking old bean. Put a jersey on and make your self a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I have never seen a gas oven in my life. Even places I've been with a gas hob have electric ovens. Perhaps you're the one that needs to come out of the 1970s... Yeah my oven is electric while the hobs are gas. In my old flat the oven was gas but I'm fairly sure the appliance was about 30 years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Oh yeah, he's not really been around since the election...maybe he's emigrated? He hasn't posted in ages and all his posts since January have been culled. Very strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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