Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Pink's lyrics are cringeworthy. "Na na na na na na na, I'm going to start a fight!" I hope it's with Chuck Norris ya fucking cow. Ah, it's her. I'd avoid listening to anyone who calls themselves after a colour. This sort of stunning inspirational inventiveness indicates they won't be finding a cure for cancer anytime soon. "OMG HI! I'm Pink. Like the colour, OMG!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My trouble and strife (to be). Being a man makes you automatically in the wrong, even when you're not sure why, apparently. Clearly, women are c***s. All of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Ah, it's her. I'd avoid listening to anyone who calls themselves after a colour. This sort of stunning inspirational inventiveness indicates they won't be finding a cure for cancer anytime soon. "OMG HI! I'm Pink. Like the colour, OMG!!!!!" Aye, she's murder, like. She gives me the impression that she'd be a 'wacky funster' type. I wouldn't get along with her cause I'm a boring c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My trouble and strife (to be). Being a man makes you automatically in the wrong, even when you're not sure why, apparently. Clearly, women are c***s. All of them. PIGS. IN. KNICKERS. Every last one of them. Seriously, when you ask what's wrong and they reply: "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!" what the f**k is that about? Obviously I don't know, that would be why I'm asking, you moistened bint! Shake the fucking sand from your vag and make me a cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've just been called a peadophile. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My maths exam. That is all. Bad times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've just been called a peadophile. Cheer up, it could have bean worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My maths exam. That is all. Higher? Heard it was a total c**t of an exam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Aye, she's murder, like. She gives me the impression that she'd be a 'wacky funster' type. I wouldn't get along with her cause I'm a boring c**t. If being a right good guy and a great example to your kids is boring then count me in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 If being a right good guy and a great example to your kids is boring then count me in. So long as Lichtieforlife's not doing the counting, you'll be in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Pink's lyrics are cringeworthy. "Na na na na na na na, I'm going to start a fight!" I hope it's with Chuck Norris ya fucking cow. The fact you knew it was pink makes me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My Manager at works put us in on Saturday and Sunday, despite me saying I couldn't work them (Scottish cup final), and nobody wants to do a shift swap with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant MFC Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Higher Maths was SOLID!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Bad times. Indeed, I took the papers home and one of the questions I don't have an actual clue what to do. Higher? Heard it was a total c**t of an exam. Yep it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Higher Maths was SOLID!! Heard paper 1 wasn't too bad, but with the last page on paper 2 being very hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Anyone got a scan of the paper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've got the paper with me. I could write the questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 PIGS. IN. KNICKERS. Every last one of them. Seriously, when you ask what's wrong and they reply: "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!" what the f**k is that about? Obviously I don't know, that would be why I'm asking, you moistened bint! Shake the fucking sand from your vag and make me a cup of tea. Amen, brother. Pigs in knickers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) First time I did Higher maths I got N/A Got a C in second year. Can't do maths at all. Edited May 18, 2011 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "Hello is this Mr Lib?" "Yes, who is this?" "My name is <name> I am calling on behalf of Consumer Survey _____" "Why?" "We are conducting a survey about your area, shall we start now?" "Okay" "Can I just confirm that your postcode is <postcode> and your address is <address>" "No that's wrong" "Oh my God, that is not your postcode?" "No." "What is our postcode?" "I do not have a postcode" "Where do you live?" "I do not live. I am dead" "... you are dead?" "Yes" " *laughs* nervously" "This is no laughing matter. I am dead. I find your conduct extremely offensive. I wish to speak to your manager" " *laughs* sorry Sir, are you saying you are dead?" "Yes, and I find your conduct thoroughly untactful. I wish to make a complaint to your manager" "Okay goodbye" -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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