Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 So, in future, choose your holiday more wisely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 So, in future, choose your holiday more wisely. I didn't know about until yesterday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 T'was no more than a flippant remark old bean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 T'was no more than a flippant remark old bean. Ok old chap, what what what what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Quite. Need to know when my local OO walk is as it drives my two pet cats absolutely mental. ****** cats they may be, but I love them. Seriously though, they run absolutely terrified and I need to keep them indoors at all costs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 That was more a worry than something that actually gets on my nerves, but what really grips my sh1te is the utter inanity and vacuousness of the (mostly female) presenters of the BBC's presentation of Glastonbury (not forgetting Zane) every year. Simpering nonsense of the very worst sort. I swear I'll travel down and machine gun them if I ever get a terminal illness. Having said that, Craig Charles is surpassing all known levels of stupidity as I type. I'm watching it right now and there is a weird creature called John Newamn singing in some strange approximation of English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 The wife thought John Newman was a woman until she saw him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I thought he was a human until I heard him???? What TF language was he signing in? I heard some English words but........................................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 It kind of resembled the "club singer" round on shooting stars. Eranu!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Good call. It was excruciating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 The way the tabloids call every wankstain, waste of space, fannybawz, arsehole, Dick a "thug" Classic example on the front page of the daily record today. The guy wasn't a thug. He was a bigoted thief of air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 The way the tabloids call every wankstain, waste of space, fannybawz, arsehole, Dick a "thug" Classic example on the front page of the daily record today. The guy wasn't a thug. He was a bigoted thief of air. You read the Daily Record? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 You read the Daily Record?At my work I have the choice of the sun, the star or the record.I like reading whilst I eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Is a walk as good as a trip to the gym ? I would get my coat and go, but that involves me going out for a walk and that not for me Sent from my GT-I8160 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Just found out there is to be a major orange walk in this area tomorrow. This is going to block the road between my house and the gym for most of the day. Primitive moronic shitgibbons Is a walk as good as a trip to the gym ? I would get my coat and go, but that involves me going out for a walk and that not for me Sent from my GT-I8160 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 The way the tabloids call every wankstain, waste of space, fannybawz, arsehole, Dick a "thug" Classic example on the front page of the daily record today. The guy wasn't a thug. He was a bigoted thief of air. The same way when a ned dies, they're always described as being "happy go lucky" and "lived life to the full", and ye see the picture of them wearing a Lacoste trackie and giving the camera the finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 The people going over the top with "Armed forced day" I'm still struggling to understand what you are celebrating \ supporting with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 The same way when a ned dies, they're always described as being "happy go lucky" and "lived life to the full", and ye see the picture of them wearing a Lacoste trackie and giving the camera the finger. Ned code: "happy go lucky" - off his tits on coke "lived life to the full" - stole his granny's purse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Let's not forget the shrine of football shirts. If I get stabbed/shot, when the tabloids interview my nearest and dearest I hope they say that I was an absolute c**t and they're glad that I'm dead. Edited June 29, 2013 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 The Wimbledon crowds - they would laugh at an egg boiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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