WeAreElgin Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Birds who despite having all the clothes in the world, decide they have nothing to wear an hour before you're supposed to go out. Isn't that just birds then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I should be in Amsterdam at the moment and had tickets for Ajax-Feyenoord tomorrow but couldn't go. A bit gutted, but a 2-0 win for the Binos cushioned the blow a bit I suppose. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Barrett Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 When you go to buy a paper in Tesco and people are standing reading the papers and then putting them back. Buy the fucking paper tight arse. This really does my nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Waiting to get a free petrol pump. Why do some folk get back in their car and start fannying about? Put something in the glove box, check their teeth , make up in the mirror, unwrap a sweet etc etc. Just vacate the pump please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Folk that can't take a ribbing about their football team. I made a joke in the pub last night about hearts being a registered charity, some idiot wanted to "put me through the window" and said that i "shouldn't say things like that in a pub". What an idiot, wouldn't like to see him at the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Folk that can't take a ribbing about their football team. I made a joke in the pub last night about hearts being a registered charity, some idiot wanted to "put me through the window" and said that i "shouldn't say things like that in a pub". What an idiot, wouldn't like to see him at the football. You should have told him your joke about lions only being in Kenya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artois Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Some annoying women kept coughing during mass, this morning. Was so annoying. It is a place of God, not for one to spread diseases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Some annoying women kept coughing during mass, this morning. Was so annoying. It is a place of God, not for one to spread diseases. You would have thought that someone would perform a miracle and cure them/you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Some annoying women kept coughing during mass, this morning. Was so annoying. It is a place of God, not for one to spread diseases. God despises the sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I would suggest he has already performed a miracle with this reincarnation of Seamus. It's the 300th coming of said poster. ....................and into his right hand every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artois Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 You would have thought that someone would perform a miracle and cure them/you. That is not how God works, you heathen. God despises the sick. What a disgusting comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 That is not how God works, you heathen. What a disgusting comment. I see it more as pointing out the utter stupidity of someone blaming someone else for daring to be ill in a house of God, when, if you believe in fairy stories, Jesus preached that we should look after the sick and touched lepers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artois Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I see it more as pointing out the utter stupidity of someone blaming someone else for daring to be ill in a house of God, when, if you believe in fairy stories, Jesus preached that we should look after the sick and touched lepers. But, she didn't have to cough so loudly. It was making it difficult to hear the service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But, she didn't have to cough so loudly. It was making it difficult to hear the service. For all you know she may be very seriously ill and seeking some sort of solace in the mysteries of Christ, and you lambast her for coughing too loudly? Where is your Christian compassion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But, she didn't have to cough so loudly. It was making it difficult to hear the service. The bloke was talking shite, I don't think you missed much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artois Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 For all you know she may be very seriously ill and seeking some sort of solace in the mysteries of Christ, and you lambast her for coughing too loudly? Where is your Christian compassion? She should respect the others, and not cough so loudly. She is not seriously ill, as if she was I would know. Her name is Jane and she is rather annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artois Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The bloke was talking shite, I don't think you missed much. I don't think the teachings of Christ can be called "shite". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I don't think the teachings of Christ can be called "shite". His name was Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 His name was Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 His name was Brian. Have people forgotten how often Monty Python suffered for us? How often the sketches failed? These Men died for us. Frequently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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