RawB93 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Michael Owen as a commentator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Right the carpet is fucked. It's not going to clean so I've had to cut out a big hole of red wine vomit patterned carpet and replaced it with a different coloured bit carpet. I feel like I'm living in an episode of the Broons. Lol, never a dull moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Rub her nose in it. Dirty girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Right the carpet is fucked. It's not going to clean so I've had to cut out a big hole of red wine vomit patterned carpet and replaced it with a different coloured bit carpet. I feel like I'm living in an episode of the Broons. That's brilliant! What colour is the 'new' bit? Do you have a picture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 It's a kind of big biscuit brown patch on a sort of grey/beige or some such shite. Fucking shocking. I find this deeply amusing. You must post a picture of the carpet with the 'new' bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I feel like I'm living in an episode of the Broons. Well, you do live in Dundee! Is it Glebe Street? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 On a similar note, when you're waiting to be served in the pub and the bar staff asks who's next and some c**t who has just turned up at the bar jumps in front of you and bellows their order. No need for that and I always tell the jumpee/cunto in a volume loud enough for the bar staff to hear that I was next. Makes the fucker who jumped in front of me feel really awkward. I don't blame the bar staff in the slightest, although I suspect sometimes they do pick and choose and I say that as an ex-barman. It is pleasing if later on in the night, the same person who jumped in front of you is at the bar and you get your order in before them. Karma and all that shit. I always ensure that I exercise proper bar etiquette - excluding the situation above. It isn't difficult, surely a thick person should be able to exercise it. I generally tell the bar staff if someones in front of me. Although I done it once and the person I let get served in front of me started threatening me saying he "didnt need any fucking favours from wee c***s with too much money". I presume his wife had just left him for a younger chap with more money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I can't be arsed going out, but its my sisters birthday night out. Ive also been invited to a mates flat that I'll probably end up too aswell. And I think my girlfriends cousin is coming out since hes over from Australia. I feel like shite and just want to be warm and watch Match of the Day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I can't be arsed going out, but its my sisters birthday night out. Ive also been invited to a mates flat that I'll probably end up too aswell. And I think my girlfriends cousin is coming out since hes over from Australia. I feel like shite and just want to be warm and watch Match of the Day Persuade them to go to the moncrieffe arms, warm and they always show match of the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Persuade them to go to the moncrieffe arms, warm and they always show match of the day I'll try, seeing as its literally ten seconds from my flat, but I doubt I'll be successful. For what its worth I was meant to be out at 8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I generally tell the bar staff if someones in front of me. Although I done it once and the person I let get served in front of me started threatening me saying he "didnt need any fucking favours from wee c***s with too much money". I presume his wife had just left him for a younger chap with more money Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I can't be arsed going out, but its my sisters birthday night out. Ive also been invited to a mates flat that I'll probably end up too aswell. And I think my girlfriends cousin is coming out since hes over from Australia. I feel like shite and just want to be warm and watch Match of the Day I'm in Perth tonight mate.....is your gf's cousin hot?! If so.....where you going?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I'm in Perth tonight mate.....is your gf's cousin hot?! If so.....where you going?! I think you should read his post more carefully 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I think you should read his post more carefully Lmao, maybe the cousin turns out to be his type. You never know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Sailor boy showing his true colours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I'm in Perth tonight mate.....is your gf's cousin hot?! If so.....where you going?! Well.... This is going well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I'm in Perth tonight mate.....is your gf's cousin hot?! If so.....where you going?! oooohhhh sjc ha ha ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 A whole new meaning to man overboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I think you should read his post more carefully good point! I must pay more attention in future. X50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Lmao, maybe the cousin turns out to be his type. You never know. Sailor boy showing his true colours. Well.... This is going well oooohhhh sjc ha ha ha A whole new meaning to man overboard. you shouldn't take me so literally guys! I'm fcuked with the cold & sat in my jammies with a whisky at my mum&dad's waiting for MOTD to come on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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