An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Due to my torn calf ligaments still being, erm... torn, my appearance at the 5's will be in a non-playing capacity. Wanked himself silly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 My daughter got that a lot in the last couple of months of her pregnancy.She got something from the Doctor which I think was pretty good but I can't remember what it was called. Could find out if you haven't already got something. Omperazole is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Omperazole is good. Aye, hubby takes that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Benny & Jerry's - not Blow Jobs, you auld perv! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Wanked himself silly! With my calf? Well, that would be a trick and a half! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 You sound like a bit of a diCk. Teased a response out of you though, didn''t I. Were you so outraged you couldn't type properly and had to go back to edit it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 With my calf? Well, that would be a trick and a half! Under age sex. Surely a cow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Under age sex. Surely a cow? I expected better from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I expected better from you. Sorry, I was feeling bullish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sorry, I was feeling bullish. Now you're just milking it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Now you're just milking it. I'm waiting for a pat on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 With my calf? Well, that would be a trick and a half! Mooo-over darling!* *Phoenix is old enough to get that song reference! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'm waiting for a pat on the head. Now you've dung it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Now you've dung it. I know, think it's time to hoof it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 You lot are just milking these puns now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 You lot are just milking these puns now. The cream always rises to the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Udderly disgraceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Cud these awful jokes get any worse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Udderly disgraceful. You've got some hide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Udderly disgraceful. Got the horn again, Dunc? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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