An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) I've been with her for ten years. We've passed hell, turned right at Fife and spied purgatory out the window about 300 miles ago. Turned right at Fife? You're in the North Sea then! Edit: 'Your' and 'You're' FFS! Edited June 18, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I can't believe this pish, I've herd every one of these before Thats pun theft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Thats pun theft. If there's only pun theft, I'll have it - I'm starving! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'll have my nightly nag about sleep. It's only half past midnight but there's still 2 hours at least before I'll get close to sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 VictorinoxRacist ? Realist.18 years old Male Greenock Born Dec-6-1990 Stalking the racist muthafucka - see how he likes his ass bein' chased! Mmm, Mmm, wurd up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Everyone does realise Bluebirdton is taking the piss yes? As I have explained to Kilt via personal message - Aye. My heritage and the German flag that hangs from my bedroom wall will go some length as to confirming this and how pish a Briton I actually am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Could you make it Friday night so we don't have to have to pretend to be interested in Wicca at Walkabout? Whenever I read that, I get the start of this song going through my head. "Wicca wa-wa"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Whenever I read that, I get the start of this song going through my head."Wicca wa-wa"... Oh you missed the 'Buffalo Soldier' reference.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Apologies for breaking the stream of cow puns (most of which The Gray Ghost has herd before anyway), but The Gray Ghost has a nag. Our boiler has packed in, and is merrily leaking water all over the electric cupboard. We've moved everything that could potentially be comical (yes, our electric cupboard normally hosts the boiler full of water, the electrics, the barbeque, a bag of charcoal, a pile of wooden floorboards, some engine oil, a big lump of polystyrene, and a bin bag of some nice dry rags), and switched off the boiler, but its still somewhat annoying. If you need a heating engineer, we have excellent call out rates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh you missed the 'Buffalo Soldier' reference.... Apparently so.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 The poster KingfaetheSooth. He thinks because he supports AFCWimbledon that he is some sort of unberfan. All he does is drone on about them, and how their model is so successful, how great they are, and how all other clubs wish they could be like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Nothing this morning. Yet.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Thats pun theft. Would that make him a rustler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Would that make him a rustler? Isn't that a soft porn mag? Anyhoo, my PTTGOYN (albeit distinctly tinged with a RTBC) is missing the 5's. Not so much the playing side - did I tell you I scored our team's only goal last year? - because I won't miss nearly dying from oxygen starvation in the gutter outside the pitch but the opporchancity to meet up with "old" friends (and "new" ones). I'm not exactly the world's biggest drinker but the banter is great and even just people watching is superb entertainment. You all have a great time now and I'll be thinking about you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Isn't that a soft porn mag? Anyhoo, my PTTGOYN (albeit distinctly tinged with a RTBC) is missing the 5's. Not so much the playing side - did I tell you I scored our team's only goal last year? - because I won't miss nearly dying from oxygen starvation in the gutter outside the pitch but the opporchancity to meet up with "old" friends (and "new" ones). I'm not exactly the world's biggest drinker but the banter is great and even just people watching is superb entertainment. You all have a great time now and I'll be thinking about you. I wouldn't know! It's not fair. You should be there tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't think anyone in my team knows this, but I've barely kicked a football in 3 years becausemy left knee is like mushy wheetabix. It's Lee Wilkie-esque.The last time I did was when I was showing off my ball skills to the locals in an Amsterdam alleyway (fnarr fnarr!) and one of sergie's no1 fan's mates fly kicked my knee which left me hobbling around for the rest of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Isn't that a soft porn mag? Anyhoo, my PTTGOYN (albeit distinctly tinged with a RTBC) is missing the 5's. You all have a great time now and I'll be thinking about you. Indeed. I was really looking forward to it, having never been before, and playing 5s in my physical condition would have been...interesting....for the onlookers. HAve a good one folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 If you need a heating engineer, we have excellent call out rates. If serious, thanks for the offer, but our landlord got onto someone as soon as we found out, and so The Gray Ghost is awaiting a chap at the door sometime today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 As I have explained to Kilt via personal message - Aye.My heritage and the German flag that hangs from my bedroom wall will go some length as to confirming this and how pish a Briton I actually am. That still doesn't explain why you are an utter dickhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 That still doesn't explain why you are an utter dickhead. TBF, Adam, he's made a pretty good start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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