Adam_Wee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I am ashamed! I'm not, I pished myself reading that post of his. I can just imagine Kilt beginning to rip the heid aff it to some white witch goddess in this weeks edition Which Witch? and then realising that his house is on fire. Where's yer Karma now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Very busy start to the day,i havent had time for a coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'm not, I pished myself reading that post of his. I can just imagine Kilt beginning to rip the heid aff it to some white witch goddess in this weeks edition Which Witch? and then realising that his house is on fire.Where's yer Karma now? Bloody authors, you're all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bloody authors, you're all the same. It's better than dancing around a tree in the nude with some 55 year old guy called Frank grabbing my genitalia and singing a rather crude version She'll be coming down the Mountains in my ear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 It's better than dancing around a tree in the nude with some 55 year old guy called Frank grabbing my genitalia and singing a rather crude version She'll be coming down the Mountains in my ear. That reads even better if you leave out "down the Mountains". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bloody rubbish dreams again. That person was in it, but she vanished quite quickly then I ended up playing on a golf course that David Beckham was doing a gig on. Incidentally, he has a brilliant voice. I then watched the football. St Mirren beat the old firm (yes, both.. at the one time) 2-0 thanks to the Paisley punisher Billy Mehmet, I then ended up at my own gig, but I was playing a guitar solo on a snare drum. It was a Queen song. Then I went to a party, but it ended up in a big fight because my friend got sent home from his football team (he doesn't actually play football) because his willy slipped out of his boxers in the dressing room. These dreams are getting worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bloody rubbish dreams again. That person was in it, but she vanished quite quickly then I ended up playing on a golf course that David Beckham was doing a gig on. Incidentally, he has a brilliant voice. I then watched the football. St Mirren beat the old firm (yes, both.. at the one time) 2-0 thanks to the Paisley punisher Billy Mehmet, I then ended up at my own gig, but I was playing a guitar solo on a snare drum. It was a Queen song. Then I went to a party, but it ended up in a big fight because my friend got sent home from his football team (he doesn't actually play football) because his willy slipped out of his boxers in the dressing room. These dreams are getting worse. I wet the bed as a child and my father didn't love me. I need help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 It's absolutely pissing down this morning! But at least it's put the fire in my flat out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bloody rubbish dreams again. That person was in it, but she vanished quite quickly then I ended up playing on a golf course that David Beckham was doing a gig on. Incidentally, he has a brilliant voice. I then watched the football. St Mirren beat the old firm (yes, both.. at the one time) 2-0 thanks to the Paisley punisher Billy Mehmet, I then ended up at my own gig, but I was playing a guitar solo on a snare drum. It was a Queen song. Then I went to a party, but it ended up in a big fight because my friend got sent home from his football team (he doesn't actually play football) because his willy slipped out of his boxers in the dressing room. These dreams are getting worse. you on the drugs Toma? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Having to go and see a couple of shows in the festival tomorrow with the wife. No doubt town will be crowded, we will be crammed into a small sweaty venue with a bunch of wannabe thesp wanks, and the shows will be crap. Can't frigging wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Rain rain fucking rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Having to go and see a couple of shows in the festival tomorrow with the wife. No doubt town will be crowded, we will be crammed into a small sweaty venue with a bunch of wannabe thesp wanks, and the shows will be crap. Can't frigging wait. Just go for a beer instead.You know it makes sense.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I wet the bed as a child and my father didn't love me. I need help You're half right! you on the drugs Toma? Oh, I wish. Anyway, I'm feeling rubbish and I have to leave soon for this bloody gig. Still, I'm told we get free beer. That will cheer me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Football has been cancelled this afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Toaster on fire... Rubbish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Toaster on fire... Rubbish! I've now got a vision of you sitting at your computer as a big fire rages on behind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ryan chucked it out the back door. It's sitting smouldering in the rain... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) When someone rejects you in fm, c**t! Edited August 14, 2009 by FTOF_PTFC_1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I've now got a vision of you sitting at your computer as a big fire rages on behind you. I got told off for laughing about fire safety earlier and I can assure you it's no laughing matter However I got that mental image as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Toaster on fire... Rubbish! Woah, your toaster's on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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