An Sionnach Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Oh gods. I remember nothing from last night. I dont know where we went, what time I came back, how I got back, or when I went to bed. My memory starts from the boak. And then the next one, and then the next one...Oh gods. I think I was only out for a couple hours as well. The only thing I have a vague vision of is my flatmates girlfriend. Why? What did I say or do? Oh gods. Oh nothing much - throwing up into your bedroom wastebin, bin leaking, you scrubbing everywhere with disinfectant to get rid of the smell, showering in the early hours and it being too cold in your flat to come out, but when you finally did you were shivering and shaking and about to throw up again. That's why, when I saw the wee xbl this morning I thought I'd ask how you were feeling. Tell me though, am I missing much fun without this guzzling alcohol thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Opening up a CD Player to find a disc still in there that somebody else has left. Ooooh! It's that moment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 You're a postman - where's my delivery from Amazon? I had purchased four things yesterday online and paid for express delivery so they'd come today. For some reason, the order was divided into two lots, one of three parcels, the other with the fourth parcel. The postman comes today and he's only got the one part of the order, the single parcel.Where's my other three parcels? :angry: I ordered an Xbox game on Saturday from Amazon using the one day delivery service and it came on Thursday. Then on Thursday I ordered a DVD using the same delivery service and it came on Friday. Both items were in stock when I ordered them. It seems to vary wildly even when you've got a specified delivery date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Going through some Christmas songs at the moment, and I'd currently like to find the person who thought that Ronan Keating trying to sound like Shane McGowan was a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Tell me though, am I missing much fun without this guzzling alcohol thing? Surely you and the other members of the Spinal Tap Tribute Show have wrecked a few hotel rooms through guzzling alcohol? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Surely you and the other members of the Spinal Tap Tribute Show have wrecked a few hotel rooms through guzzling alcohol? Not that I remember.....I think that's part of the problem! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Not that I remember.....I think that's part of the problem! Ahhh... nothing like a bit of ambiguity to lighten up the afternoon, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Ahhh...nothing like a bit of ambiguity to lighten up the afternoon, eh? I'm discovering that, like discretion, it is now the better part of valour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm discovering that, like discretion, it is now the better part of valour. Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of doing before everyone. Dont'cha know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Never get on here complaining about hangovers..eh. . Still i was fine this morning.Where is Fud when you need him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleyjaggi Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 when the whole family has the flu and you go into tesco to buy 1 bottle of calpol, 1 nurofen for kids and 1 nurofen for adults, que for fucking ages and then the bitch on the till says she can only sell 2 of the 3 items cos theyre not allowed to sell more than that. f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 when the whole family has the flu and you go into tesco to buy 1 bottle of calpol, 1 nurofen for kids and 1 nurofen for adults, que for fucking ages and then the bitch on the till says she can only sell 2 of the 3 items cos theyre not allowed to sell more than that. f**k off You can at the pharmacy, I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Doing fuck all on Friday and now Saturday, fucking great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm not surprised we don't win any wars any more. If Facebook is anything to go by, today's soldiers spend more time posing for photos with the largest guns they can find, rather than actually shooting anybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 (edited) when the whole family has the flu and you go into tesco to buy 1 bottle of calpol, 1 nurofen for kids and 1 nurofen for adults, que for fucking ages and then the bitch on the till says she can only sell 2 of the 3 items cos theyre not allowed to sell more than that. f**k off in one transaction though. you could go back round the store go to a separate till and get it. or go to the self service till and do it as two transactions. no? edit: its the paracetamol content. they're just trying to avoid being to blame if you top yourself. Edited December 19, 2009 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm really, really bored. Saturday night telly is shit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm really, really bored. Saturday night telly is shit! Start reading the Sherlock Holmes books from the Gutenberg Project. Just search for Conan Doyle, and then find "A Study In Scarlet", the first novel. I've been reading through them this week, and they're excellent. Watson keeps saying that he's ejaculated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mojo Rising Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Deciding to turn down a big night out with all my mates tonight because I wanted to be fresh for Hearts v Celtic tomorrow when I am now bored out my skull and actually drinking on my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Start reading the Sherlock Holmes books from the Gutenberg Project. Just search for Conan Doyle, and then find "A Study In Scarlet", the first novel. I've been reading through them this week, and they're excellent. Watson keeps saying that he's ejaculated. Sherlock Holmes has never taken my fancy. I have a few books that I could do with reading, but I am just in that kind of mood where nothing will hold my attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Sherlock Holmes has never taken my fancy. I have a few books that I could do with reading, but I am just in that kind of mood where nothing will hold my attention. Also, MOTD is on now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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